If you ever need an excuse to get out of something, I’m your girl

I can come up with excuses tailored to your life, to get you out of all kinds of situations. I can be your daughter/sister/cousin/partner/neighbor with all kinds of different problems. I can come up with illnesses, emergencies, important errands, and obligations. I can call and loudly cry and beg for your help while you’re in front of other people.
Just let me know. I love being crafty and dramatic.

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Bexsy

I need to go home and go bed. Still have almost hour left at work. Get me outa here?

itsok · 31-35, F

@Bexsy your house alarm went off, and you need to go check on it. Or do you feel a migraine coming on?
Having “women issues” should get us out of work at least one day per month, have you used yours yet?
You might feel a 24 hour stomach bug coming on, which will get you either out of work tomorrow, or make you a hero for coming in.
I think my blood sugar is low. I fainted and I don’t think it’s an emergency, but you better come watch me to make sure I’m ok for the next hour.

Bexsy

@itsok ohhh, dang! You are good!