my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

As long as this outburst is not a stain on your character.

Its a nouveau riche art piece..

Write:

I hugged my planner full of cheer
Now there's a lotion stain on New Year
My calendars slick, my plans all slide
I guess self-care and my goals collide

I am sure he will think it is the other person that sits behind your desk. 🤣

I'm confused, why is it so close to your legs?


Honestly, with that location, it seems like a great reason to pretend to look at the calendar, and instead be looking at your legs 🤷

PS: I'm just being honest, don't shoot the messenger

If anyone asks just tell them that even though paper lacks a soul it doesn’t mean it has to have dry skin.

Why is the lines crossing the boundaries in the Saturday day, is what I'm interested in.

imma inform him.

Just tell him, 'I didn't want the hose again.'

I get really embarrased whenever I accidentally hit my greasy face with paper and it ends up looking like that. 😥

Just blame the cleaners

Did you do naughty things imagining your boss, to the calendar to send a message to him

We call that artisitic liberty

Tell me more about the lotioned legs 😏

Refuse any DNA swabs!
You are welcome. 😌

it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again