my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily

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JustEd · 41-45, M

Just blame the cleaners

itsok · 31-35, F

@JustEd those cleaners, with their greasy legs, sitting at my desk 😏

JustEd · 41-45, M

@itsok 😂. As long as you don’t find any grease prints on top of the desk, it should be fine.

itsok · 31-35, F

@JustEd it just hit me that there’s glitter in the body oil. This is incriminating

JustEd · 41-45, M

@itsok Hahaha. Yep. No way of explaining your way out of that ms shiny legs. 😂