my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily

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As long as this outburst is not a stain on your character.

Its a nouveau riche art piece..

Write:

I hugged my planner full of cheer
Now there's a lotion stain on New Year
My calendars slick, my plans all slide
I guess self-care and my goals collide

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency that’s amazing

Majorlatency · M

@itsok Not really. I have a good drug plan!