my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily

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really? I'll be right there to lick it. 📜 👅

itsok · 31-35, F

@alittlemoreaction hey, look at this

@itsok the way you raise them at the end reallllly does it for me.

itsok · 31-35, F

@alittlemoreaction I don’t want to get you too excited, but I can raise one eyebrow

@itsok TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm already too excited.