my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs
there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily 
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Matt85 · 36-40, M
it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again