my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily

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JackHoff · 46-50, M

I am sure he will think it is the other person that sits behind your desk. 🤣

itsok · 31-35, F

@JackHoff couldn’t be me. I should start complaining about how dry my legs are to throw people off

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@itsok leave a bunch of dead skin behind. 🤣🤣