my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily

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I'm confused, why is it so close to your legs?

Honestly, with that location, it seems like a great reason to pretend to look at the calendar, and instead be looking at your legs 🤷

PS: I'm just being honest, don't shoot the messenger

itsok · 31-35, F

@sstronaut it’s such a silly place to put it, I have no idea. I can’t see it lasting long

sstronaut

@itsok

I can’t see it lasting long

Especially not with your oils getting all over it 🤪 and kicking it lol