my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily

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Nadie

I get really embarrased whenever I accidentally hit my greasy face with paper and it ends up looking like that. 😥