my boss taped the summer schedule to the back of my desk on Monday and I’ve already stained the edges of it with the lotion on my legs

there’s no way that’s holding up for 3 months. I’m gonna pretend I don’t know how it got all oily

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ostfuidctyvm

Tell me more about the lotioned legs 😏

itsok · 31-35, F

@ostfuidctyvm first I apply the eos vanilla cashmere lotion, and then I layer the sol de janeiro body oil. Absolutely SLICK. If I fell down I’d probably slide a few feet