Anyone else aggravated by a loose charger connections especially if you are using your phone as it charges.I think they make these power cords to be replaced frequently. Maybe it's suppose to be softer than the phone side so the phone lasts longer Cheaper to replace cord. But so often? Maybe some you think I abuse my phone but I put a wet phone in the...See More »
I may have told you this alreadyI got into a fight, hmm it's been almost 3 months I was driving out on I-635LBJ freeway it was stop and crawl traffic. You know the kind , an old man on a walker passed me. I got to day dreaming and bumped into the rear end of the car in front of...See More »
You may have heard of Koko the gorilla that could communicate using sign language...As she got older and matured she had needs like all mammals do and one year she was getting that way and she let her care takers know. And she said she wanted to do it with a real man. She though gorillas were just hairy breasts and preferred a...See More »
I took all these old watches I have laying around and made a belt with them.It was a waist of time. Get it it was a waist of time I crack myself up sometimes
This is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl...This is a story about Larry and his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl. They were a crude lot. They drank a bit and had foul mouths. They did odd jobs clean up and trash haul off. No one really liked them but they were cheap and usually did...See More »
I have one of those LED light bulbs in my bedsideAlmost beside table and of course it's hasn't lasted 13 years like the side of the box said anyway it's real dim most of the time but occasionally it will light up full power. If I don't turn it off I'll be jumping up yelling what is it now gawd...See More »
Did I tell y'all what happened at the bar the other dayThe bar was full with a few people sitting at tables. We were all joking around you know anyway all of a sudden the bartender jumped over the bar I looked but couldn't see and the bartender yells does anyone know CPR?, some guy in the middle says...See More »
Three guys are killed in a car wreck and they all go to heaven...St Peter is waiting at the pearly gates. He welcome them and tells them there is only one rule in heaven and that is don't step on a duck. If you do you will be chained to an ugly girl for the rest of eternity. The guys are smiling thinking how hard...See More »
To ask is to be ignorant for a moment, to never ask is to be ignorant for a life time.Ancient Chinese philosopher
There's a new movie called "Constipation"It hasn't come out yet. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day. How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Poker face, PO PO PO her face. Know why fish are so easy to weigh? They...See More »
Well I caught the broom pilot yelling at the TV about half drunk she was yelling ...Don't go in there, Don't go into the church you moron! " She was watching our wedding video.
When you are young you can get after something like chickens on a June bugWhen you get older you get after something like a herd of turtles.
Can you identify? I believe it's worth a look see...Hilarious! 🤣 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's the start of a brand new day,...See More »
This is a story about a man with 4 wives.. anyone like to edit? There's an English major out there somewhere...One day the man with four wives fell sick and he knew he would not last much longer. He was afraid of being alone in the afterlife, so he called for his fourth wife. She was his favorite. He had given her everything, jewels, fine clothing and took...See More »
A sexy girl comes in his house and she saysWhere are you? He says I'm hiding. And she asks again, Where are you? He says I'm hiding. And she says Where are you I want to seduce you. And he says I'm hiding... In the closet.