You may have heard of Koko the gorilla that could communicate using sign language...
As she got older and matured she had needs like all mammals do and one year she was getting that way and she let her care takers know. And she said she wanted to do it with a real man. She though gorillas were just hairy breasts and preferred a human. So the keepers decided to run an ad and see what happens.
So they thought about it and offered 500 dollars for any man that would mate with Koko. The ad just said man needed to mate with Koko 500 dollars. Sure enough a guy answers the ad and a meeting is set up.
The keepers talked to the guy a little bit and told him there were conditions, he had to take a physical to make sure he was strong enough. The guy said ok but he had conditions too. They were very considerate and said of course but pass the physical first and we will be glad to listen to your conditions. So he passes the exam and they asked what are your conditions?
Well first one is no cameras or videos.
They said we understand no problem there ,what else do you want? He said well if she gets pregnant I want the kids raised Orthodox. And they're like yeah whatever and what's your other conditions? And the man's a little embarrassed but he said do you think she'll take $250 that's all I got.
So they thought about it and offered 500 dollars for any man that would mate with Koko. The ad just said man needed to mate with Koko 500 dollars. Sure enough a guy answers the ad and a meeting is set up.
The keepers talked to the guy a little bit and told him there were conditions, he had to take a physical to make sure he was strong enough. The guy said ok but he had conditions too. They were very considerate and said of course but pass the physical first and we will be glad to listen to your conditions. So he passes the exam and they asked what are your conditions?
Well first one is no cameras or videos.
They said we understand no problem there ,what else do you want? He said well if she gets pregnant I want the kids raised Orthodox. And they're like yeah whatever and what's your other conditions? And the man's a little embarrassed but he said do you think she'll take $250 that's all I got.
