I am not proud of my kids.... My son came from down South to visit us for the Holidays and last night he told us a story....He said he walked into a strip bar for the first time! And two strippers grabbed him by the arms, one on each arm, saying Johnny!!!! How's Mr. Daisy your cat??? They are identical twins, he was flabbergasted that not only did the strippers know his... See More »
I didn’t believe a single word of what that person saidBut I ain’t gonna show it either lol I’ll get second hand embarrassment
what can you do if your looks are just 'not there' anymorei get told off my elderly parents that i'm still a handsome man but i feel that my looks are just not there anymore...ive put on weight again, around my belly...i'm bald and when i don't shave and have growth, i look terrible, my looks are definitely... See More »
Feeling flirty..so i fixed itI told my councilor i been feeling down. She suggested to get a nice outfit on i felt sexy in, get dolled up and invite a few of my friends over... Well, No friends here so i walk in walmart and had a choice: ben n jerry chunky monkey or brownie... See More »
I’ve often been told that I have a lot of sage wisdom to give out on life and such.But really I shouldn’t take all the credit, since everything I know came from the ingredients list on the back of my root beer.
Aaj yad ayi uski. Ankhon mei ansu bhar aaye.(missed him today. My eyes welled up with tears) Told a friend about it. They said: Funny how we all want to be loved. And yet. And yet. And yet. (1)
