This is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl...
This is a story about Larry and his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl. They were a crude lot. They drank a bit and had foul mouths. They did odd jobs clean up and trash haul off. No one really liked them but they were cheap and usually did a good job
One day Larry up and died. A city ordinance said someone related had to ID the body before burial. Well Larry has no known relatives so they had to get Darryl or Darryl to come in and prove Larry was Larry.
The sheriff goes out and picked up the two guys and brought them to the morgue. The sheriff said we only need one of you to ID the body and he picked one and in they went.
So Darryl is looking at the body and then asked the coroner if he could turn Larry over to be sure.. will this makes them mad but they did it. Everyone knows it's Larry but this was the law so Darryl starts looking at Larry's ass. And after a few minutes Darryl said nope that's not Larry. This is aggravating everyone but now he's glad he brought both of them in and pushes one Darryl out and brings in the other one and same thing after looking at him Darryl asked them to roll him over and then he studies his butt and says nope that's not Larry.
So now the sheriff and coroner are both getting fed up so they bring Darryl back in the room and asks both of them what's going on everyone knows it's Larry. The shake their no and so the sheriff said why do you say it's not Larry and Daryl says because you know, everytime we go somewhere everybody says here come Larry with those two assholes.
One day Larry up and died. A city ordinance said someone related had to ID the body before burial. Well Larry has no known relatives so they had to get Darryl or Darryl to come in and prove Larry was Larry.
The sheriff goes out and picked up the two guys and brought them to the morgue. The sheriff said we only need one of you to ID the body and he picked one and in they went.
So Darryl is looking at the body and then asked the coroner if he could turn Larry over to be sure.. will this makes them mad but they did it. Everyone knows it's Larry but this was the law so Darryl starts looking at Larry's ass. And after a few minutes Darryl said nope that's not Larry. This is aggravating everyone but now he's glad he brought both of them in and pushes one Darryl out and brings in the other one and same thing after looking at him Darryl asked them to roll him over and then he studies his butt and says nope that's not Larry.
So now the sheriff and coroner are both getting fed up so they bring Darryl back in the room and asks both of them what's going on everyone knows it's Larry. The shake their no and so the sheriff said why do you say it's not Larry and Daryl says because you know, everytime we go somewhere everybody says here come Larry with those two assholes.
