Three guys are killed in a car wreck and they all go to heaven...
St Peter is waiting at the pearly gates. He welcome them and tells them there is only one rule in heaven and that is don't step on a duck. If you do you will be chained to an ugly girl for the rest of eternity. The guys are smiling thinking how hard could that be and quickly agree.
St Peter opens the gates and when they step in they see the place is covered in ducks they are everywhere. Well right off one guy steps on a duck and St Peter is already walking up and he chains this girl that's uglier than a man's ass to the guys arm and then disappears into the crowd.
About an hour later another guy steps on a duck and again St Peter is already walking up to chain a double coyote to his arm and goes back into the crowd.
The 3rd guy has done real well and one day St Peter is walking up to him with the most beautiful women he's ever seen and St Peter chains her to his arm and leaves. The guy is so amazed at his luck he starts talking out loud thinking what did I do to deserve this. And the woman says I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck.
St Peter opens the gates and when they step in they see the place is covered in ducks they are everywhere. Well right off one guy steps on a duck and St Peter is already walking up and he chains this girl that's uglier than a man's ass to the guys arm and then disappears into the crowd.
About an hour later another guy steps on a duck and again St Peter is already walking up to chain a double coyote to his arm and goes back into the crowd.
The 3rd guy has done real well and one day St Peter is walking up to him with the most beautiful women he's ever seen and St Peter chains her to his arm and leaves. The guy is so amazed at his luck he starts talking out loud thinking what did I do to deserve this. And the woman says I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck.
