There's a new movie called "Constipation"

It hasn't come out yet.
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Poker face, PO PO PO her face.
Know why fish are so easy to weigh? They come with their own scales. THEIR OWN SCALES CAROL
I changed the name of my iPod to titanic. It's syncing IT'S SYNCING CAROL.
Carol I swallowed some food coloring. I feel like I've dyed a little inside.