I believe you are correct sir. While the Brian is potent, it is the sole that helps us create the very foundation that enables us reach new heights.
In fact, the most elite of the elite, Lego scientists, have proven that humans stand or fall primarily due to their sole. The research is incontrovertible.
I live next door to Brian and I can assure you that he can't control anything, he crashed his car, his wife had an affair and his hose pipe is continually leaking 🤔
Is it true that men with VERY large heads have bigger brians than others? I find big brians attractive...but then, there is the skool of thought that says we should focus entirely on the size of the sole...🤔🤔🤔
most wise and sagacious keeper of sole-cience, thy proclamations dost stirreth the very essence of human understanding! These 'so-called' learned men who sing praises of the 'Brian' are naught but charlatans, their grasp upon the truth as feeble as a gossamer thread in the tempest's fury. Verily, thou hast revealed that the sole, largest of all muscles and most potent of vessels, doth hold dominion o'er our passions, our wisdorme, and yea, our interlerebrical faculties. Shalt we not, in gratitude and reverence, tread upon the path illuminated by sole-cience, each step guided by its unparalleled power? Prithee, let us cast aside the falsehoods of pseudo-physick doctors and cling steadfastly to the incontrovertible truth thou hast bestowed upon us. Sole, thou art master; sole, thou art sage; sole, thou art salvation! O noble steward of sole-cience, thou art truly the harbinger of enlightenment, one 'step' at a time!
TL:DR - soles are vibe controllers, not brains (bruh)