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tenente

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PSA : I'm leaving SimilarWorlds

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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🐐 What if we had goat pupils and could see almost all the way behind us? 🤔 Would that solve anything or no? 🤷‍♂

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Ever have a "Seniors Moment"? 🫤

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Do people not know how to cook Umber? 🤔

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💻 "Incorrect Username Or Password"? 🤷‍♂ WHICH ONE IS IT THO!?!?! 😠

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🌞 5AM my girlfriend text me "GM" 🤔 Excuse me what? 🤷‍♂ I'm almost 40 years old what does "GM" mean!? 😩

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🐱 Did you know a cat’s nose print is as unique as a human fingerprint? 🤔 No two cats have the same pattern of bumps and ridges on their nose 😸

No, you didn't know that 😣 b/c you're selfish!

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🚊 Would more people take public transit if it was a roller coaster? 🎢

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🤔 It's 2026, shouldn't the breakfast menu be available all day? 🍳 You don't know what someone is going through 🤷‍♂

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🧾 My electric bill is $136 🤔 Are they hiding a data center in my home I don't understand? 🤷‍♂

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📢 Cat Owners 🐱 What is the opposite of "Pspspspspspspspspspsps"? 😱

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❤ I never thought I could identify with a vending machine so much 🤗

🌊 Returning to the sea 🤔 Do you need me to get you anything while I still have legs? 🤷‍♂

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👻 Are you ready for Amateur Vegetable Sculptor Season? 🎃

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Do you do most of your shitposting before or after lunch? 🤔

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AITA for asking the McDonald to make mine with Grimace meat? 🤔

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How's your Friday morning? 🤔

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😌 I don't normally brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the gas station ⛽

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Ever overdose on Flintstone Vitamins and try to start your car with your feet? 🤔

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What’s the proper reaction when someone randomly takes a picture of you with their phone? 🤔

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😬 Responding to every question with "That sounds like a Monday problem" today 💪

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