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tenente

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PSA : I'm leaving SimilarWorlds

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? 🤔

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Do you have trouble making decisions? 🤔

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😟 Damn, it's Oct 13th already? 🤔 What's next? Oct 14th? 🤷‍♂ Fcuk everything 😒

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🌞 It's a showing up late and saying I have to leave early kind of day 🤗

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How many of us go home after a meeting and say WTF was that? 🤔

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🤔 Just took an Ibuprofen 💊 What will it try to fix first? 🤷‍♂ Good luck little guy 🤗

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🤔 Why did we stop doing show and tell after kindergarden? All my stuff is cooler now smh 🤷‍♂

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🌞 Good morning Similar Worlds 🤗 Ever wake up, look around and wish you were stupid? ❤ It's impossible to be alive, educated and have empathy 🥰

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Do you own an Oyster knife? 🔪 My father was killed by an Oyster 🦪 You can never be too careful 😒

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How many calories can I burn hanging on by a thread? 🤔

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🐱 Whose cat is this? It tried selling me potions 🙀

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👖 Why do we wear clothes when Everyone knows what's inside? 👕

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🌞 Good morning Similar Worlds 🤗

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🤷‍♂ Why do I keep scrolling? 👀 What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already? 😟

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Did you even make out with her in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at McDonalds bro? 🤔

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🍬 Have you tried eating too much candy about it? 🍭

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“No worries”? 🤔 My dude, I was not worrying 😉

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What's the best way to give the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear? 🤔

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🎶 I want a girl with a short skirt and a .. 🎶

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Dun't you hat typos? 🤔

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