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tenente

36-40, M

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PSA : I'm leaving SimilarWorlds

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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Is Kool-Aid Man the pitcher, or its contents? 🤷‍♂

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Have you heard about the Kool Aid Man? 🤔 Dude is wild 😱

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Is lasagna spelled wrong? 🤔

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I want a _____ _________ ! 🙏

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Am I becoming more hateful 🤔 or are people becoming easier to hate? 🤷‍♂

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Should I give it all up and become Batman? 🤔

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☀ Good morning to each and every one of you but really only the attractive people 🤗

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You ever dance with the devil in the pale fridge light? 💡

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God I hate the internet

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👀 If you see someone drowning lol 🥓 🥓 call 9-1-1 🚑

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How soon is too soon to send a "You're Welcome" card after you hook up with someone? 🤔

Trying to be a better person 🤗

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💤 Why did they call it melatonin and not restosterone? 😴

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Can you really call yourself an introvert just because you’re an extrovert with no friends? 🤔

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🤔 Why am I still doing this? 🤷‍♂

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Is there a dating app that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eyes? 🤔

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Will SimilarWorlds develop an Ai and how f*cked up will it be? 🤔

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Did you remember to live your life with inspiration and positivity you dumb f*cks? 🤔

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How can I have overslept when I set my calculator for 6:00? 😤

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WHY ARE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE BEING STUPID AGAIN!?! 😤

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