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tenente

36-40, M

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PSA : I'm leaving SimilarWorlds

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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🤔 Are you feeling Gucci? 😎 Or, just Goodwill? ☹

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Have you ever been to the ham universe? 🐷

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💫 Why should you be allowed into Heaven? 😇

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👟 Today is National Pickleball Day 🏓 How should we celebrate? 🎾

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🕍 Is your body a temple? Or an abandoned amusement park? 😱

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🌤 Happy Thursday! 🔎 Go to work or disappear into a bog? 🤗

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🤔 Why fit in when you can be lonely and misunderstood? 🤗

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🇯🇵 Did you know raccoons are an invasive species in Japan because of a book from Wisconsin about a boy and his pet raccoon? 🦝

No you didn't 😒 b/c you're selfish! 😤

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💤 What's your bedtime? 😴

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🏖 If you're not wicking away moisture, why are you even here? 🤔

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🥗 I ate an overpriced salad at my desk, is this "Office Culture"? 🤔

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🇬🇧 UK is short for, you ok? 🤔

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🌤 Every morning I wake up and wonder : was Life simpler when we just gathered figs and ran from hungry bears, holding my figs? 🐻

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Alexa, is it Friday yet? 🙄

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Remember that time when Jack Reacher said [ beats up 6 guys ]? 🤔

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Me : ( posting on SimilarWorlds )

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You strike me as someone who hits people 🤒

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📚 Just returned from the book store with my new book 📕 and I gotta say, I'm really looking forward to this one 🤓

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🥷 Maybe everybody should try Kung Fu loving today? 🥋

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