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tenente

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PSA : I'm leaving SimilarWorlds

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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Message from my Bartender : We could all stand to be a little sluttier

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Well, what day WILL you have time for my bullshit? 🤔

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💍 Lot's of posts about marriage and babies today 👶 are y'all ovulating or what? 🤷‍♂

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And why hasn't my cycle synch? 🤔

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Are you supposed to hold a baby like a football or just throw it like one? 🏈

Just kidding I'm sure it's around here somewhere...

Hate to be that guy but, wouldn't Stacy’s mom be in assisted living now? 🤔

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I've got a bad feeling about this

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I want to know : How many of you would yell at SimilarWorlds if they band my account? 🤔

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🍸 Should I join my coworker for a quick 30-min drink after work? 🤔 Or will that 1.5 hours be the most regrettable 6 hours of my life? 🤷‍♂

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🧠 There’s no way this is the same brain i used to remember phone numbers with 🙄

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🤔 Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18? 🎬

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🕸 How many spiders do you have to eat to become a spider? 🤔

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It's Sunday 🤔 How should we celebrate?

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🤷‍♂ Why every shit so fcuking fcuked? 😤

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Does my life need to have a purpose? 🤔 Or, can I just keep wandering through life finding interesting things until I die? 🤷‍♂

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How psyched were Barn Owls when we invented barns? 🦉

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You ever feel so tired then look in the mirror and you're ugly too? 😫

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😤 Why tf did we let morning people set the worlds operating schedule?! 😫

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Does rehersing fights in my head that haven't happened yet count as a hobby? 🤔

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🏥⚕ Please say "ah"? 🩺👩‍⚕

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🪲 How excited were Bed Bugs when we invented beds? 🛌

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