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tenente

36-40, M

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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🤔 This year I turn 40 yo 🎂 and I do not know if I'll ever know what in the living fcuk im doing here(?) 👴 does anyone know if this is normal? 🤷‍♂

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⛪ So if a bishop and archbishop cross paths, do they have to fight to the death? 💀

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🍇 But do your grapes even have wrath, bro? 😎

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❤ If there’s one good thing about being this age I’d like to know what it is 🤗

🤔 Has anyone ever been able to fit their head inside an easy bake oven i mean good morning ☀

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🍕 just ate a whole pizza ama 🤔

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🤔 You’re telling me this beef is made out of corn? amazing 🤩

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🤔 I suppose i should get out of bed today 🤷‍♂ This world ain't gonna disappoint itself 👍

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How would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

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Can everyone get off the internet for a minute? 🤔 I need it.

Nice token bro, non-fungible? 🤔

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🤔 Honey, can you pick me up at the Strait of Hormuz? 😬 My friends are laughing at me and wont help 😢

could you park sort of down the street a little I don't want my friends to see

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🍌 Who taped a banana to my museum wall!? 😤

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🤔 It's Friday the 13th 😱 How should we celebrate? 💀

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Soup dumplings? Incredible!! What else can we soup? 🤔

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Am I depressed or am I just reaecting appropriately to the world being very bad? 🤔

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Ever make the mistake of talking to someone and now you're in a conversation you’d rather not be in? 😭

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🥔 Why are taters the only thing we’ve totted? 🤷‍♂

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🤔 Where's the page that says "sell pictures of your feet 👣"? 🤷‍♂

😯😖 Ewwwwwwwwww! No! 🙅‍♂🚫

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