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PSA : I'm leaving SimilarWorlds

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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🤔 Does anyone know the password to my work computer? 💻

or how to do my job? 🤷‍♂

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☀ it is so crazy how many hours ⌚are actually in a day when u wake up before 11:30 am 🐓…..wow………do people know about this? 🤷‍♂

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Yes I do enjoy a morning donut and an afternoon donut why do you ask? 🍩

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Why is your neck so greasy? 🤔

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What does your tattoo mean? 🤔

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🤔 How are people out here with no therapy not taking any prescribed or illict drugs just raw dogging reality? 🤷‍♂

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🐛 Do caterpillars know that they are going to become butterflies? 🦋 Or, do they build a cocoon and be like "WTF am I doing?" 🤷‍♂

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Are you ready? It’s gonna be a HUGE day! I hope you’re prepared 🤞

I love taco Tuesdays. Gonna eat so many

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🤔 Ever wake up with a stomach ache? I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach? 🎅

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Do you ever wake up, look at yourself in the mirror and say, “wow, I better write my will”? 🤔

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🎄🎅It's Wednesday my Dudes❄🤶

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🎅There's a group of psychos at my front door ❄ demanding figgy pudding 🤶 and they 'won't go until they get some' 🎄 am I going to die? 😱

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PSA 📢don’t give your heart away for Christmas, this one dude never got his back and won’t shut up about it 🎅

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What level of Adulting did you reach in 2024? 🤔

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What's for breakfast? 🤔

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🎄 So, what do you want for Christmas? 🎅

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🎄 Best Christmas Movie? 🎅

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Does anyone else feel tired ALL the time no matter how much sleep you get or caffeine you consume but also have trouble falling asleep

and constantly hungry but also nauseous with acid reflux and spend every second working or cleaning yet nothing gets accomplished or is it just me? 🤔

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Lunch time 🤔 having to eat 3 times a day is SO inconvenient 🙄 can't we just charge ourselves, plug ourselves in overnight and be done with it? 🤷‍♂

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Do animals know we're wearing clothing? 🐶 Or, am I traumatizing my dog every time I peel off my socks? 😨

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