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tenente

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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Why didn't we stop somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes? 🤷‍♂ We peaked when we learned how to stay warm 🤔 We did too much 😞

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Can we send people who scream-sneeze to their own island? 😠

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👾 Do you think aliens would find me attractive? 👽

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Why aren't my black clothes black enough to match the other black clothes? 🙄 hate this 😒

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🎃 Today is Halloween 🧛🏻‍♂ How should we celebrate? 👻

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🧛🏻‍♂ If you build a house around a vampire you have to invite them to leave? 🤔

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Do you think it’s good that I’ve been talking about stuff that’s not good and then asking do you think that’s good? 🤔

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Hey 👋 gonna get dragged to Hell later 😈 Want me to pick up anything while I'm out? 🤷‍♂

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Quick question: Is it naptime yet? 🥱

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it's called apathy maybe you've whatever 😐

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💡 Did you know 🤔 to keep production costs low, many 🌟 StarTrek 🚀 scenes were actually filmed on Earth? 🌍

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✨ If Mercury is in retrograde ☄ that means you're gonna back that ass up 🌟 right? 💫

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👩‍🔬 Can science invent a 🧀 Cheeto the size of a banana? 🍌

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📚 So, the letter "T" is basically the last great letter before the alphabet goes off the rails completely? 🤔

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☀ Ever wake up and decide : today is the day you aren't going to put up with certain sh!t anymore? 🤗

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How come when I put my headphones on, suddenly everyone has something to tell me? 🙄

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Do hackers ever chase greatness? 🤔 Why not delete peoples medical debt or student loans? 🤷‍♂ No, they don't 😤

Someone hacked my Spotify to add moaning sounds to my playlist 😒 What the hell do they get out of doing that? 😕 Like, wtf are you doing?? 🙄

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What's a good starter girlfriend for people just getting into ruining their lives? 🤔

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Do you have any experience with anything or know anything about something? 🤔

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Will you join my network on LinkedIn? 🤔

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