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tenente

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the ass is the father of the legs 🦵

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PSA : I'm leaving SimilarWorlds

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Hi everyone, I have some important news to share with you. After a lot of thinking and soul-searching, I have decided to take a break from social media for a while. This is not an easy decision, but I feel it is the best thing for me right now.... See More »

Ask me a question, let me answer it, THEN, edit your question 😉 so I look stoopid

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It's reassuring to know I outlived Experience Project

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What do I like the most about SW? 🤔 The witty thought provoking responses, of course 🙄

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What are you doing? 🤔

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But do they also carry a selection of hand gloves, leg pants and head hats?

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🫅 Mom beat up a proud boy and wrecked the frog suit I loaned her 🐸

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What are pockets so afraid of? 🤔 Why do they need protectors? 🤷‍♂

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🤔 What's that, body? A Cheese Burger for breakfast? Are you sure? 🍔

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🥣 Why do Grape Nuts taste like teeth? 🦷

Breakfast Trash 😠

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☀ It's Sunday 🤔 Church? ⛪ Or, Pron? 💋

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🤓 Star Wars Nerds : If steam is hot water, then is ice 'Hoth' water? 🤔

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🤔 Should I pull the plug on my AI relationship? 🤖

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Alexa, how many shitposts are we allowed under this regime? 🤔

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🤔 Does this tarot card say that I'm good and cool? 🔮

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🤔 It's only 9AM and I've already seen too much 👀 Should I shampoo my eyes? 🤷‍♂

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🤔 I worry about house spiders 🕷 Are they getting enough to eat? 🕸 do they know the floor isn't safe? 😞

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🌞 Yes, the spiders know my morning routine 🕷 but can they predict my movements?? 🤔

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💲 Generational wealth me please 💰

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🤔 Do you throw away your leftovers? 🗑 Or, stick them in the fridge for a couple weeks to justify it first? 🤷‍♂

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Was the bowl invented for soup or was soup invented for the bowl? 🍲

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🎃 Is it almost time to harvest the candy corn and then throw ‘em straight in the trash? 👻

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🤔 MAGA thinks Hitler is ok? 😤 But I'm not allowed to pour bags of M&Ms straight into my mouth several times a day(!?) 😠 Both are unacceptable!! 😡

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Why did they call it a 'ukulele' when a 'weetar' was right there? 🤔

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🙅‍♂ No thank you 🚫

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