So called scientists try to tell us that the Brian is the biggest muscle in the body and controls all of our feelings, are these 'scientists' correct?

Indeed, they raise a significant argument in the nature of providence but why do they disregard our 'soles?'

As a highley intelingent Creationn Scienctist I can assure YOU that the sole is, in fact bigger than the Brian and it controls all of our emotions and intele...interler....interl (I do not have spell check) in....wisdorm and that we creation sciencest understand A&P better than any of these 'so called' pseudo scien...Doctors. Listen people, it is your sole that controles your emotions. Follow the sience people!

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tenente · 100+, M

most wise and sagacious keeper of sole-cience, thy proclamations dost stirreth the very essence of human understanding! These 'so-called' learned men who sing praises of the 'Brian' are naught but charlatans, their grasp upon the truth as feeble as a gossamer thread in the tempest's fury. Verily, thou hast revealed that the sole, largest of all muscles and most potent of vessels, doth hold dominion o'er our passions, our wisdorme, and yea, our interlerebrical faculties. Shalt we not, in gratitude and reverence, tread upon the path illuminated by sole-cience, each step guided by its unparalleled power? Prithee, let us cast aside the falsehoods of pseudo-physick doctors and cling steadfastly to the incontrovertible truth thou hast bestowed upon us. Sole, thou art master; sole, thou art sage; sole, thou art salvation! O noble steward of sole-cience, thou art truly the harbinger of enlightenment, one 'step' at a time!

TL:DR - soles are vibe controllers, not brains (bruh)

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@tenente Indeed Sir, but they allow is to tread on unventured ground.