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Flat Earth proof #2. Proof of the flat Earth and the global flood...Or, was it a universal flood?

Indeed, renowned scientists agree that the Earth is flat or...In the words of Professor Nile deGrasse Tyson it is an 'oblong spear shaped haemorrhoid.' Well, the global flood would explain this. You see when the waters cascaded on to the flat Earth... See More »

Flat Earth proof if proof were needed. Non Creation scientist try to tell us that the Sun and the Moon are over 1000 miles away from our flat Earth

Are they right? Well, first we must look at subjects we agree on. Both Non Creation scientists and 'pseudo scientists' agree that the Sun gives us heat and light and the Moon produces cold and darkness, we agree on this. But the distance, 1000... See More »

Top tip for Gentlemen. Do not! I repeat...Do Not use a vacuum cleaner for anything other than its intended purpose.

I have been sitting in casualty with a blanket over the affected 'area' now for 4 hours.

Such an embaressment, I made the front page of the newspapers but I had a half tan face...I left my sunglasses and hat on for too long.

I am mortified, the article is below...does the dodgy tan stick out?

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We are once again entering in to a cold war situation and we need a hero (male or female) to give us a solution, in 1985 Winston Churchill quoted

that a 'beef curtain' had descended over Europe and he was right. He then visited the Berlin Wall in...er, Berlin and thus quoted 'Mrs Merkel, tear down this wall'! Soon after the Russians responded to 'Perestroika' (which means...erm, probably... See More »

Word of warning, DO NOT, use a lighted match to check if there is any petrol left in a fuel can!

I am worried about the weird and unusual posts I have seen on here recently. Don't people know this an educational site, a seat of learning?

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Do not! I repeat, DO NOT lick battery jump leads to see if there is any power left in the unit.

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The Sun is a very important planet, can you imagine what would happen if it was to go out? Well, for starters it would be very cold and quite dark

we would only have the light of the Moon and it is not always there. In terms of heat, well we know that the moon only emits coldness so we would probably have to wear much thicker clothing all of the time. But do not worry, if the Sun was it would... See More »

Wake up America and the rest of the World...The Illuminati are all around looking at us with their third eye

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It is Fridays Eve everyone, how is it going for you today?

Hi everyone, oh well...Can we all be friends again now?

Listen up people! We over 50 years old trick or treaters are constantly disappointed by the garbage that is thrown into our bags by a, well quite

simply a bloody unthinking public. How hard would it be you aim off for the older trick or treaters and get some beers and pies to put in our bags? If this is too much for you please do not moan when your house gets egged for being inconsiderate.... See More »

Is space fake? Science is divided on the matter, but we need to look at the evidence. 'Scientists' say that the Sun is even bigger than the Earth

and that it is around 1,000,000 miles (1 trillion Miles) away and they say it provides us with heat and light. Well if it is so far away why do we still feel its heat and see the light? The same scientists say that the Moon provides us with... See More »

Penguins are they real? Well science is divided on the matter but the whole 'glober' (non flat Earther) argument is 'how did the polar bears get to

The South Pole and how did the penguins get to the North Pole? Well as a creation scientist it it quite clear. The Polar bears simply swam across from Manitoba because that is only a couple of miles from the South Pole but what of the penguins at... See More »

Creation science and the inclusion of females. Well, as a creation scientist I respect females as they have formed part of the scientific community

for many, many years. Which of us could forget Mary Curry who invented radiation and went on to develop the nuclear bomb and we must not also forget Mary Anning who invented dinosaurs. It is true that sometimes creation science can seem very... See More »

Fake News Update! 'Apparently' Elon Musk has flown to the international Space Station or the 'USB' to rescue 2 Astronauts that have been stuck there.

After viewing the footage on YouTube it is quite clear that the 'USB' is not orbiting Mars as the North American Spaceperson Authority (NASA) have said on their website. It is quite clear that this 'USB' is underwater and is likely at the bottom of... See More »

WORD OF WARNING!!! These new fangled 'Pods' go into your 'earhole'. I misread the instructions and am now in an NHS waiting room with a child with

a pot stuck on his head and a dubious character with attachments from a vacuum cleaner attached to himself.

What a bloody con, I just bought some fancy 'sushi', took it home and heated it up and it tasted just like fish.

What a load of shite!

Go Green people! There is no need to wash your hands after visiting the toilet unless you accidentally sprinkle on your hands, it wastes water!

Also, if you are carrying out a 'heavier' operation in the toilet and find that you have only used one side of the toilet paper please ensure that you leave this (clean side up) for the next user which will save on paper...Also, no need to flush as... See More »

Did any funny memes come from last nights debate? From both sides obviously...fair and balanced.

US friends I hope you get what you want this evening...My issue is that neither debater seems to look at the importance of the danger that is posed by

The hollow Moon and the shape shifting reptiles that reside within and...and are controlling our lives through the 9G towers and big farmers. Well, I can assure you all that the global consortium of Skegness, Grimsby and Scunthorpe are debating... See More »

Tis Friday tomorrow, can you all ensure that you take your protein pills and put your helmets on. TY.

Banning books 1 on 1. Their is a lot of talk about obsene books in schools these days well. As a educater I do not see the problum as I have never

red a book in my life. We do not nede them, I pass on my nowledge with word of mouth and the kids learn trooth and not lyes from the "man'. All that bukes does is poison there minds and try to tell them that the Earth is some sort of ball and... See More »

Global Warming and the threat to the Earth. As most of us know we live on a flat Earth which is surrounded by a wall of ice which holds all of the

water in. This wall of ice is (incorrectly) sometimes referred to as the so called 'South Pole.' Scientists argue about the shape of the Earth but most from the discipline of Creation Science agree with the flat Earth and the ice wall but what are... See More »

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