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Are we all just prawns in this great game of chess?

Isn't it strange that there are no records of hurricanes, tornados or earthquakes in scripture or other written history?

In fact, there were none at all until NASA was founded in the 1850's, it was then that they began their 'PAARP' programme to control the weather, in conjunction with the British CIA and the American MI5 they have controlled the weather for years....

Effects of the Vax and 5G. Ever since I was vaccinated I have been drinking every day doing strange things, only yesterday I

almost drowned. True, the miniature robots that were injected into my body to make money for these big farmers ordered me to go to the fountain in the park and throw myself in. I dully followed these orders. Strangely, I was saved by the forces...

Dinosaurs, did they exist? Or...Is it possible that our ancestors that observed them 6000 years ago simply mistook them for animals that are still

with us today? For instance, when our ancestors talked of the 'diplodocus' could it be that they were just looking at a giraffe? The scriptures mention great lizards with horns and huge talons, well...we still have huge lizards with horns and...

Are we in end times, are the 4 Norsemen of the Acropolis about to leash havoc? All this news about the recent molar eclipse has many people worried

Well, as a creation scientist let me explain the facts to you. As you are probably aware the Sun and the Moon are both the biggest stars in the solar cistern and they revolve around one and other. When they come close to the dome of the Earth (the...

All these so called non creation 'scientists' try to act smart with their degrees and their book learning words but they cannot prove evolution

Things don't change in to something else...A caterpillar does not turn into a butterfly any more than a car like a Datsun turns into a Nissan. This is why Professor Kent Hovind beats them every time

Friends coming for dinner and I am going to microwave a chicken, it does not cook it all the way through but they like rare steak so they should

like rare chicken.

It is a well known fact that only men fart, ladies...How do you view this male behaviour, are you jealous?

Clearly this is the honour that has been bestowed upon us, this is our defence of our womenfolk when we venture forth and break wind in the palaces of the mighty.

Most scientists say that the Earth is 6000 years old...Can this be true? Well, if this is the case why is the year '2024' surely that would mean that

the Earth is only 2024 years old. What happened to the other 4000 years? Call me a sceptical old Creation Scientist but doesn't it seem that someone is hiding something from us?

Do you think the Earth is a spinning globe? Well, think again. As a scientist (from the scientific discipline of creation science) I have proof

That this is false. All the modern era so called 'scientists' say that we are spinning and the stars are also moving. Well, that is fascinating but if this is the case how is it that the only two stars we see moving are the two biggest stars...The...

Creation Science is making huge advances, and it is turning the 'pseudo scientific' World on its head...They are shaking in their shoes

the greatest and the good from the creation science community have come together to form the group: 'Science Housing Intellect and Technological Education or (SHITE). Within this great institution we will prove that the Earth is only 6000 years...

Did the dinosaurs have a purpose? Indeed they did, 6000 years ago the Earth was covered in a thick, dense layer of vegetation and it was the job of

the dinosaurs to clear this for their human masters. All dinosaurs were vegan and even the fearsome T Rex only ate vegetables, in fact 'T Rex' means 'Tree Rex' because they only ate trees. They cleared the Earth for years and once their job was done...

Flat Earth Proof. Many people say that so called 'gravity' makes all planets into globes, what they do not take into account is that the Earth is the

largest planet in the universe and (if there was such a thing as gravity) then it would not be strong enough to make us into a circle like it might have done with smaller planets like the Sun and Uranus. But is gravity a real thing? Well, nobody...

Humans have been shrinking for 6000 years. Did you know that, when life on Earth began 6000 years ago humans were huge?

Most humans stood around about 150 feet high. The reason for this was because the air was much thicker and humans lived for around 600 years at that time. It is just as well the first humans were so big otherwise we would not have defeated the...

Is NASA (North American Spaceman Agency) telling us the truth. They say the Moon is 1 million miles away, is it?

Well, as a creation scientist I can tell you that it is not. The Moon is only 200 miles away and is not really that big, in fact it is not much bigger than the Sun and is probably only about twice the size of the stars in the sky, the stars only...

Are dolphins smarter than monkeys? Well, I would say no. I have trained monkeys cleaning my house and doing my bidding

whereas dolphin's just swim around and don't do much good at all. Remember it only took an infinite amount of monkeys in a cage with a couple of typewriters to write the complete works of Stephen King, have dolphins done that? I rest my case.

Democracy, we are fixated now with the up and coming elections but spare a thought to for our ancestors in Grease where this system was devised

Indeed, ancient Grease invented democracy and allowed everyone to vote. The leader of ancient Grease was Joan of Ark (the face that launched a thousand shrimps), but all was not well in this fledgling democracy. This was 5000 years ago, before...

Top Tip. Do not waste water and soap cleaning these pesky leftovers from the plates on a Sunday afternoon. Simply lay them out on the floor for the

dogs and...Hey presto, they will be as clean as they have ever been. Once the dogs have finished simply gather them up and place them away until next Sunday when your in laws come round and you need them again.

Have you ever had a dream where you had the experience of waking up at work, drunk with no trousers on?

I did, and it is so vivid...At this point in the dream the policeman is calling my wife to come and get me or I will be arrested, can't wait until I wake up and just realise it was all a dream.

Top tip. These new fangled 'pods' go in your 'earhole', I repeat...EARHOLE. Do not put them anywhere else, I think I may have lost one now.

SW is a wonderous place, a seat of learning. I do not think I have ever seen a post that does not

inspire so much and lead to hours of thought provoking muses. Is this the same for everyone?

The dinosaurs, science or fiction...Did they really exist? Well science is divided on the matter, but did these beasts really roam

the Earth and terrify our ancestors 6000 years ago when life on Earth began? Well as I said, science is divided, many Creation Scientists, myself included believe that these 'so called' fossils are just the bones of large reptiles such as the...

Flat Earth proof, if proof were needed. We all know that radio waves travel in straight lines and this also goes for TV waves, could somebody explain

how I can watch an Austrian documentary 'live' (Bush Tucker Man) even though 'apparently' I am on the other side of the globe. Clearly 1/0 for the flat Earth.

Farting can be an issue, especially in a lift. How do you deflect you flatulent digressions?

For me, it is to look horrified and stare at the scruffiest person in the lift. It does work in most cases but can be more difficult to explain if you have inadvertently sharted at the same time.

Is D Trump the new William Shakespeare? Shakespeare wrote, 'Is this a badger I see before me' spake King Lear in the play 'Romeo and Antionette'

Yes, indeed it was the words of this Bard that got us through WW2 and even though he died before this (he died in 1955) when the Kriegsmarine flew their panzers over London during the blitz of1956 his words stood strong, It was then that President...

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