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Top tip for Gentlemen. Do not! I repeat...Do Not use a vacuum cleaner for anything other than its intended purpose.

I have been sitting in casualty with a blanket over the affected 'area' now for 4 hours.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP Best Comment
Madmonk · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout that is more like roto rooter
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout If it actually rattles, methinks thou hast jarred some parts loose.

smiler2012 · 61-69
@AndysAttic 🤔i think you need too look up the definition of blowjob lol it does not involve cleaning instruments lol 😆
smiler2012 · 61-69
@JohnOlinger81 good thank you how is yourself
JohnOlinger81 · 41-45, M
@smiler2012 doing great
smiler2012 · 61-69
@JohnOlinger81 😆good too know
I saw a woman on Instagram who using it to do something to her face... She was Russian, they're built different 😅
DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M
TeLLz that’s to The HOEZ
calicuz · 56-60, M
You might want to say that a little louder for the SWers in the back. 🗣
Madmonk · M
Use this instead
Ooh hope they sort u.
Thodsis · 51-55, M
I know that Smeg make fridges.

Your vacuum cleaner must have been a 'knock-off' fake....
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
*sigh*
I’ve told you many times now, there are better ways to remove ear wax 🙄
solitaire · 41-45, F
Is your area damaged? Or is this just a joke?
SW-User
Seems well deserved.
ur a cat, u should be smarter than every man
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Next you're gonna tell me I can't have fun with my belt sander!
tenente · 100+, M
new fetish unlocked 😱
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