As a recognised 'Elder' at my local gathering I have been worried at the amount of STI's that seem to be common in the community

I was shown the statistics and it was very worrying. I. personally have never had a 'STI' but I have had several 'GTIs' the last one being a VW Golf GTI and I could advise the youngsters to go in this direction as I am not sure what a STI is.

However I do not like to tell people how to live their lives, as I mentioned I am an Elder at the local chip shop and I do not take this vast power to assert my rules on others.

Reminds me of the time when I went to the dentist and the told me that I had to masticate more, I dully obliged but was arrested as (so I was told) I was upsetting the other people in the waiting room. Bloody police state.