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Tick Tock to be banned and I can assure you this will not happen soon enough. Their control of the 7G towers has made us all do things we would not

normally do.

I am sure that you, like I have had 'experiences'.

I will tell you mine and hopefully it will not be TRDL (Too rong did not read). Well, I was innocently walking my little pug dog when I walked by a 7G tower that commanded me to go to the local Chinese restaurant. The power of the towers was strong, I felt giddy, in fact I felt drunk but I knew I could not be drunk because I only had partaken of a couple of bottles of cooking wine and 3 cans of extra strength cider. I assure you I was sober and I went (as commanded by the 7G TT towers) to the spice of India that turned out not to be a Chinese restaurant but it was clear they were also in cahoots with the 'man'.

Anyway this was just the start, the power of the 7G towers knocked me unconscious and when I awoke I found that I was being accused of being a threat to national security, I was surrounded by SAS soldiers...well it was actually two police women but they certainly looked as though they might have been in the SAS. However, it was then the accusations started....

Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather when one of the SAS women accused me of running into the establishment accusing the staff of trying to kidnap my dog and screaming at the top of my voice the 'THE EARTH IS FLAT' and then going into the ladies toilets and being sick all over the wall...I was backafronted...then, like a bombshell the next accusation came, they said that my gorgeous little pug did not belong to me and in fact it was not a pug it was a bunch of ladies garments that I had 'stolen' from various washing lines around the district and that I was a pubic nuisance (at least I think that is what she said, that is all these people think about).

Anyway, it is clear that tick tock want to silence me as I know too much, you sympathy is valuable at this time.
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
People should be seated when reading this. I nearly fainted and fell up
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@deadgerbil Me too, and I wrote it.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Iwillwait 😄
Wallflow3r · 26-30, F
Damn save some integrity for the rest of us!
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Wallflow3r Ma'am, you have my word on that, as soon as the underwear is returned to its rightful owners I will be a bastion of honesty.
7g, are you serious.. We're installing 10.0 as I speak 😆
You don’t have much luck with the SAS 😂
Magenta · F
😂 You've outdone yourself professor. ;-)
Sevendays · M
If you had a tinfoil hat on you would have been just fine.
swirlie · 31-35, F
I think they're called "5G" towers, not 7G.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@swirlie Thank you Swirlie....The Post was a little bit of a wind up...I am sorry.
swirlie · 31-35, F
@AndysAttic
Why do you keep apologizing? Do you always do that?
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@swirlie I am British, please read the whole post.

 
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