"The key to my safe deposit box is in my pocket"

Cup of tea up here for you.

(Sent to my son who's room is in the basement. Would be kind of eerie on a tombstone.)

That the rent was paid today. And there's a tax assessment warning coming from the disposal company. 🤣

I never heard of a disposal company ever giving such a warning before. Yet it seems they include the disposal fees along into the tax assessment.

So the disposal company gives the warning that properties are being assessed. That's too funny! 🤣

It was a photo of a kit I made for if random homeless people approach me while I'm out . It's kept in the car .
I'm seeing alot more homelessness around near where I live

The photo was sent to my hubs

"Okay." To my roommate when she said she would be home today. I don't like to text. I keep it short.

Thank you. See you tomorrow, love you too.

"Don't try to bring everything in all at once. Just grab what you can & I'll get the rest"

I was talking about groceries 🤷

“What’s interesting?” in response to my text.

Well, I misread the post. The last one I sent said, “Interesting,” which would actually be an appropriate epitaph.

Your table is ready, please respond to the server station in the next 5 minutes.

I could be okay with that i guess!

I know.

*I did tell you *

Text sent to my husband this morning.

I don’t text.

It was I sent you a FB message

"Coming home a failure."

Weirdly fitting. Context is I was trying to pick up a salad at the store to go with dinner, but my card wasn't working.

Work related text that I can't repost...

But basically talking about a big important deadline a month away

"Love you mom!"

Cool button we saw

Just wondering.

Going out for BBQ.

Stop

"Thank you.🙏🏽 "

Sounds good

Oreo?

I’m going to buy some cigars , be right back.

Hence why you need to get back on there. Plus you can find out my deep dark secrets that I share on there.

Night night xx

"up?"

The porch camera is off can you check the battery?

It's fine, don't worry about it.

I'll you know if I ever get a cellphone 🤣🤣🤣

I just put the ribs in the oven.

Done! Need beer?

"Can i ask you something?"

I’m going back home 🥲

dinner is ready

Oh that's 🤭🤦

“I didn’t spend that much on my previous truck battery”

Hurry up!

What a waste of space.
I am.getting cremated.

So not applicable.

Mine would raise a lot of questions
“Yep. Alarm is off”

When is the ren faire? 😭

we need 1 more for bridge

"The first one won't load"

Not sure. It's been a bit crazy here.

Night x

“Shut up and take my money”

Rather fitting if I can’t take it with me

"I found eggs for $3.99 a dozen!".

A grocery list for my mother to pick up for me since I thought I wasn't going to make it to the store yesterday because the renovation crew were late getting to my apartment and my mother was on a tight schedule.