The last text message you sent will be inscribed on your tombstone. What will it say?

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swirlie · F

"The key to my safe deposit box is in my pocket"

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie What is in it? Lol

swirlie · F

@JackHoff
...all of my solid gold navel piercings!

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie Sure it is worth a lot.

swirlie · F

@JackHoff
...millions!

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie You can leave the key with me. Dont need the money but i will safe guard it. Lol

swirlie · F

@JackHoff
Well, they won't fit anyone else anyway because I had them all custom made!

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie you can melt gold down.

swirlie · F

@JackHoff
...and make what from it?

JackHoff · 46-50, M

swirlie · F

@JackHoff
...not very portable though

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie Nope but look great in you box

swirlie · F

@JackHoff
I think the smaller versions look better on my stomach!

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie It would

swirlie · F

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie Looks great.

swirlie · F

JackHoff · 46-50, M

@swirlie Even better.