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Marmaduke

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I'm Just Sayin'

Donald Trump is the best president we've had . . . in the past year.

I Like a Good Quote

"Uuug uuungh aarrgh raawwrr." -- Chewbacca

I Love to Get Lost In Music

I'm Just Sayin'

In the name of Odin. And of Thor. And Loki and Balder. Amen.

Does Boxing Day live up to its name?

I Have Random Thoughts

The northern part of the US is getting rain for Christmas. And I mean north. A few more miles north and you'd be in Canada. I guess this proves climate change is fake. Hey, snow in the middle of December proves it's fake, rain at the end should prove...

Do you think you can stop it, Earthling?

I'm Just Sayin'

I've already heard people getting offended because somebody said "happy holidays" instead of "merry christmas" this year. This is my answer to that.

I'm Just Sayin'

When religious folk fight among themselves.

I Dont Want To Go To Work Monday

I Love Jokes And Riddles

Why do software engineers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Are the hills alive with the sound of Ackbar

I Have Random Thoughts

I won't sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

Does anybody know what drapn_m is?

I have a Google Android and Tracphone is my carrier. I got a notification on the phone that it had downloaded drapn_m. I did an internet search to see what that was, and didn't really find an answer. Just a few question-and-answer forums where other...

I Have Random Thoughts

Does this seem strange to you

In a store recently I came across a razor that was labeled as "disposable," but came with replacement cartridges. Doesn't "disposable" mean you don't change the cartridge, you just throw the whole thing out and get a new one?

Wasn't the young Donald Trump extremely good-looking?

I Have Random Thoughts

Since ordinary pins are called straight pins, wouldn't safety pins be lgbt pins?

I Am Not The One Who Is Confused

I recently heard a modern pop version of the George Jones classic "Tennessee Whiskey." It was good enough, but pales in comparison to the original. That's not really the point. It brings to mind some discussions I had with people back in the day, who...

I Love Misheard Lyrics

Barbara Mandrell had a song called "I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool." A line in that song is, "I'm just glad we're in a country where we're all free to choose." When a friend of mine heard that song for the first time, she got a funny look on...

I Am Sorry to Inform You That My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

A sadhu approached a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything!" He got his hotdog and gave the guy a $20. He waited a second, then said, "What about my change?" The vendor replied, "Change must come from within." :rimshot:

I am a New Member at Similar Worlds

Does this happen to you? I've noticed this type of thing a few times already. Somebody who clearly disagrees with the premise of a group seems to be watching that group and waiting for someone to criticize. Does this happen to other people, or just...

I Love to Get Lost In Music

The smell of your skin The taste of your kiss The way you whisper in the dark Your hair all around me Baby, you surround me Touch every place in my heart And it feels like the first time every time I want to spend the whole night in your eyes I...

I Have No Problem With Interacial Relationships

I lived with a black guy for a while. Well, mixed ancestry, South American Indian and African, he looked "black." I didn't want my deeply religious mother to know what was going on between us, tried to lead her to believe we were just roommates. I...

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