I Am Sorry to Inform You That My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

A sadhu approached a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything!"

He got his hotdog and gave the guy a $20. He waited a second, then said, "What about my change?"

The vendor replied, "Change must come from within."

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AllISeeAreStars · 26-30, F

Okay, I read the main sentence and literally laughed out loud. Now my dog is giving me a disapproving look.

Marmaduke · 51-55, M

Really? My dogs usually just wag their tails when they hear me laugh. Sometimes they jump up on me and want to play.

AllISeeAreStars · 26-30, F

Yes, and usually she would do the same. Except she was sleeping. Lyla takes her beauty sleep very seriously.

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