How do you tell the difference between an indian and an african elephant?Easy; one of them is an elephant I'll show myself out
Something pretty funnyDoc: I have bad news and really bad news… the bad news is your baby is just an ear… a 6 pound 5 ounce baby ear. No arms or legs or head… just an ear. But that’s not the worst part…. He’s DEAF…
You throw away the outside and cook the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.What is it? (No googling 😜)
In every bar there is someone such that, if they are drinking, then everyone else in the bar is drinking.
