Awkward but funny at the same timeI was at a McDonald’s yesterday and saw my uncle working, I waved at my uncle but some guy standing kind of in front of him thought I was waving at him so he waved his hand too 👋 😄😄😄
What’s a popular food that you don’t like?I don’t like cornbread. I don’t like the texture and I don’t like the flavor.
I think I farted like 1000 times todayI don’t know why. I didn’t eat anything that typically makes you gassy.
some tutor lady in college didn’t know cars use oilShe was reviewing my paper for English class and she started laughing and saying: “What!, cars don’t use oil 😆, we only use oil for cooking!” Apparently she doesn’t know that there’s different types of oils. I wonder if she still doesn’t...See More »
“It smells like cheeseburgers”I remember during football practice back in high school my pits were stinking. For some reason my pits smell like cheeseburgers when they’re stinky. Well anyways when we were in a huddle one of my teammates quietly said “aye, y’all smell that? It...See More »
🍔 Burger QueenGuys are always telling me they’d like to eat my cousins ass. Is this because she has assburgers?
I got an SMG and some bling bling in my kids meal yo!It’s the one Johnny Gat uses in Saints Row! I think their new game is coming out soon! ⚜️⚜️⚜️
An excerpt from the book of AssEnGardThe Shreks of the high rivers speak of the sacred dolls of Moon Valley and legend has it that one day the dolls will awaken and travel to Ventura’s dungeon to send Ventura himself to hell.
Anybody else feel the same?Many people enjoy the weekend but I actually hate them. It seems I only ever have to use a business on the day or days and hours that they are closed. Barbershop tradition is one of those many pet peeves of mine because I often want a haircut on the...See More »
What is up with angry cleaning?Like I get that it looks better clean so I’ll clean the mess up and it helps with other things too but I don’t see why some people seem to have exorcisms while doing it. They’ll say some crazy things and start violently moving things around while...See More »
Ram Ranch baby!Someone should play Ram Ranch at the gym once lockdown is over. It’d be fun to see people’s reactions. I’ve done it at Wal-Mart on their Bluetooth speakers. That shit was so funny! Funny thing is that the cashier just started sweating and turning...See More »
I’m sorry guysI’m sorry for farting so powerfully. I’m a monster 😩 I killed my granda with my ass after eating chili beans but I won’t do it anymore! I will end it tonight!
Is a war legal or illegal?Or does it just happen? I’m not asking this due to recent events in real life. This was just some random thought I had in my mind. Just a general question.
Ahhhwhaaa man!Ahwwhww...I have to go to work today....awwwwwwhhhhh I lost my shoe. Awwwwwhhh man. Awwwwhhh yeah I just got 300Gold from base22836 on Mobile Strike. Ahhhhwhaaawaaa maaannn!😩😩😫😫
I am a legendI have been eating nothing but Hot Dogs all week. And I've still got 15 more packages left in the fridge. This is my calling...I am Fatso Joe, I am a legend...I am the universe.
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