“It smells like cheeseburgers”

I remember during football practice back in high school my pits were stinking. For some reason my pits smell like cheeseburgers when they’re stinky. Well anyways when we were in a huddle one of my teammates quietly said “aye, y’all smell that? It smell like cheeseburgers.” I remember almost busting out laughing because I knew it was my pits he was smelling. Poor bastard never knew….I guess ignorance really is bliss. 😆 🍔