I was actually a hiring manager once and it happens. I received a resume stating that the person attended the school of hard knocks i had to go let the receptionist read it we laughed about that all day 😂

If I'm already there i politely apologize and tell them something urgent came up and ask if i can reschedule. If im not there already, i call, and say the same thing.

It would take longer than 20 seconds but when they get to the part of "What are your weaknesses?" I would say, "I tend to not give a d4mn" which is actually honest so I wouldn't see the problem. 🤷🏻

I met your sister last night. Small world eh?

Not show up .. that's the fastest, quickest and best way to blow a job interview.

Or you can simply say, I'm not qualified, and walk out.

I show them SW.

20 seconds should be enough

Announce my pronouns and special needs requirements.. safe space etc etc

Tell the interviewer how you feel about drama in the work place

Show up

i think that i rather embarrassingly misread the mission statement ..... :-(

pretend your the dominant character in the situation
tell them to have a seat
and "i'll ask the questions"

I wouldn't do that, job interviews are hard to go by

I thought that said blow a job interviewer in 20 seconds.

Tell the interviewer that they’re fired

Lol have an outbursts and tics.

lol so robots get smutty now?

Why even go then? To collect unemployment?

I was fired from my previous position because I challenged management about their ridiculous decisions.

Brag about knowing how to build a bomb

Bring my own urine sample for the drug test!

Stick on your resume former job.. bank robber/ drug chemist and former cartel trigger man

Ask if this is the kind of job where I get or give the blow jobs.

Arrive drunk with a drink in my hand 🥃 😵‍💫

Speedrun any%: show up in a skirt and heels.

Show up dressed as Euronymous

"I've been told to blow this interview, drop your trousers."

Poop my pants.

Wear clown pants to interviews

Fart while making eye contact

Shart

I read this as blowjob interview 😬