Make sure you hold vigil over the mailbox, because you are going to be accepted to your top two colleges. If you don’t, your mom is going to hide your acceptance letters, because she doesn’t want you to leave town and thinks you should just be satisfied working in the factory the rest of your life as it’s been good enough for everyone else. Don’t worry about the factory though, because you’re going to leave town anyway and eventually get your education. It just won’t be as difficult or take as many years if you just check the damn mail.

What is tetania, get magnesium supplements and use that referral to an endocrinologist. You are right about what's wrong with you. Also, try your best to get to a university abroad. It's important.

Don’t change yourself for anyone or let them define your worth. You are not fat and a lot stronger than you give yourself credit for. Take the modelling job and go see the world because you won’t be missing anything.

Don't listen to the first doctor that told me I was to old to do anything that can help with my tourette's and OCD

Go to trade school or college.

Then go out and have some experiences, you'll regret letting your shyness stop you.
.
You do not have to believe the negative things people say to you, nor their assessments of you if they are not correct.

I would say that, "You made the right choice, and i am proud of you!"

Trust her and don't worry about her loving you. You can't think about calculus and her at the same time.

Leave

Don't let your mom talk you into anything. Make your own choices.

Listen to dad

Dont stop outside the chipshop on your 18th birthday. Then you wouldn't have been battered by five guys.

If I told myself what I'd really want to say then I'd erase my future self and would not be there to tell myself anything. Paradox.

💥💀🔫

Just go for it.

Don't hesitate and cry about it later.

Buy all the Apple stock you can in early 2003 for $0.25. Reinvest the dividends.

If you find your soulmate, hold on to him.

Nothing. We have to learn the hard way.

Hes not going to change and cherish every min with your mama

"Focus on school, don’t come out until you have an EdD."

Buy google, apple and Microsoft stock....lots of it

You’re wrong, girls actually think that you’re good looking.
Don’t be shy about sex, your cock is huge ! Women will love it!

Chicks dig a face tattoo

Graduate with high honors and find a career you are happiest with

Boo! 👻

Get to the doctor as soon as you can and get them to MRI your brain.

Stop striving for perfection and start making mistakes

Don't try the beer or cigar.

When you go down on her, if you get an object in your mouth, don’t bite it

Avoid the third planet.

Run

Do an apprenticeship!!! you won’t succeed in your studies?!