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SarahAndSamantha

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Sweet, goofy, fun loving ravenclaw twindividual trans girl Object Class: Keter FAQ in 'about me'

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According to my Advent Calender, Christmas is tomorrow

I do TO have self control!!

there's just something about them

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An accurate answer

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So, my uncle died. I found out a day after the funeral.

I just love being apart of the family

I don't feel good. Sing "Soft Kitty" to me.

The willow knows what the storm does not

Two (more) reasons I love my job

One. Every other job I've ever had, I refused to work Halloween. It's my one holiday. Here, I worked all day into the night and didn't feel like I missed out at all. Helps that Halloween is part of my job. Two. My door bust open today with girl,... See More »

when you only get one, it HAS to be perfect

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well, at least 4 decades, but the point stands

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Well, it's true!

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*Poof* I waved my wand and turned you into a Carebear!!!! What's on your belly?

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Are you cup half full or half empty?

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The only bad thing about Halloween is hearing the hated phrase, "Aren't you too old for trick or treating?"

For the love of the Great Pumpkin, I'm only 50!!!!!

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All I want for Halloween is you

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I got catcalled today.

What do they hope to accomplish with this? Besides, drunkenly yelling "Hey, [Slur redacted] i'm gonna kill you" on your rickety little moped is a TERRIBLE pickup line anyway!!

Look, I try to stay as light-hearted and non-political as I can here, but it's coming up quick and it MUST be said....

Almond Joy do NOT belong in trick or treat candy, okay?

Stop the shaming!!!!!!!

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Admit it!!! Just admit it

Of all the halloween obsessed, metalhead, artistic, mousy brown-haired, twindividual, glasses wearing, musician, sarcastic, ravenclaw transgirls from a small town with a misspelled an unoriginal name in Kansas born in early january....I'm your... See More »

sometimes, all it takes to put a smile on someone's face is to say "that's a pretty dress"

and all it takes to make them lose it and for tears to pour from their eyes is for a puppy to run in front of your car on the way home.... I can't win

Ladies, (gentlemen too, i suppose) suggest me some perfume?

I wanna get some, but since I don't have a sense of smell, I never know what'll be good....help?

I don't care what anyone says, it's time for a Thundarr The Barbarian live action movie

Now who could do a live action Ookla the Mok justice?

Let's do this!!!!

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Soooooo.....the house from the original Poltergeist is for sale. Will you get it for me for Christmas? Pretty please.

Fear faced, fear pseudo-conquered.

I at least managed to get close to that creepy statue that caused that weird phobia of mine since 1980 or so.

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Leave a comment and I'll assign you a superhero persona....SWAvengers Assemble!!

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