Ok Fess Up! What’s The Naughtiest Thing You’ve Ever Done?

In the days when there were overhead projectors, which you covered with acetate strips, my friend Frank gave a lecture at Oxford University. His strips were in order, except for one I slipped in. He was not pleased with me afterwards. Instead of a boring graph, came up a green matchstick man with a smily face.
The Oxford Dons liked it though, the ones that were awake.

When I worked in a Kent school looking up to Maidstone across the Wealden hop fields, I taught Danny. I had to tick his basic skills for his Applied Science GCSE.
Danny was standing there with a ruler trying to measure a girls breasts, she was huge, probably 42GG. I distracted Danny by asking him what the time was. He looked up at the wall clock and said 12.15. Why? I said thanks Danny that’s two skills today, measuring and telling the time. He then got a third.

Danny was a total pain, so I used to send him to the next lab to get some graph paper. He came back all polite, with six pieces in his hand. Five minutes later came in an irate teacher with a red face. Don’t ever let that lad out your room again, my class is now uncontrollable. Danny looked up and smiled at me, and I smiled back at him.

An ex remand home boy asked me his chances of passing his Maths O Level. I said, sorry none. He said thank you for being honest and gave me a Christmas card. You have helped me with my career. He worked in a Bookies at one of the Channel Ports. That Friday night he took the takings and hopped it across the channel on the first available ferry he could catch. It’s nice to help a student on with their chosen career.

Again, when I was at Oxford, my landlady used to cook a full fried breakfast for me complete with a greasy egg. When I eventually got up, I grabbed the breakfast, all cold, except for the congealed egg. The egg I wrapped up carefully and placed it in the nearest red public post box as I walked by with my friend to the first lecture of the day. He reckoned an old tramp used to come up each morning and fished it out again.
Look out for that postbox the next time you see Morse, Lewis or Endeavour, along the Banbury Road.

And lastly my friend the caretaker. He was very naughty indeed. One lunchtime he was discussing the Ipswich prostitute murders with horror. Nice looking girls he said, not like the ones you get round here. Not that he would know, he said. His assistant and I just smiled and had our cup of tea.

um sure I am pretty tame compared to a lot of folsk on here, but I had sex in a hot tub with my date in front of the other couple. We were on a double date.

Top tub sex is kinda a pain actually. The tub surface is unyielding. I had t keep her hips above the water line to keep water way from her pleasure palace. It was mild and we were both cold being outisde.

The other couple totally was not into it. We thought they would start to have sex too but they did not. We went upstairs (it was her house) and had sex in her bedroom. She was bisexual and she screamed a woman's name out when she came.

I was probalby about 35 ish . She was older than me and divorced. Her ex was a leader in some Christian something rather and felt sex was only for pro-creation. For the record I can respect that as opposed to Christians who have recreational sex (sex for fun) when their religion has a firm stance on it (for the most part) .

She was a good kisser. We frenched a lot while I was inside of her.

Practiced making babies with my husband 🤦🏻‍♀️. A lot 😲 ! 😂

I got laid off from an HVAC job and they gave me three weeks notice. The guy I worked with and I always had some tension... We, uh, put in some extra work those last few weeks.

Mile high club.

In private only

About a month ago outside the store were a few trolleys with trays of vegetable seedlings on them. They had not been watered, and most were dead. I rescued the few live ones and bought them home. Otherwise, the lot would have been binned. Now I have not only saved their lives, but I have some nice free happy plants.

Nope!

Used my fingers to make my lover climax in a crowded movie theatre.

During a siesta?

On my honeymoon in NOLA we slipped away from a tour of historic cemeteries for a "quickie" in one of the crypts…

Hmmmmm, great question 😊

Naked in a corn field with my girlfriend having wild sex. She was moaning a lot and the farmer shouted at us to get out of here. We just lay there until he was gone and finished. Miss the good old days lol

Kidnapped a gnome from our housemistress's garden. Pretended that he had gone to explore the world, but in reality he was hidden in my sock drawer 🥺

When on holiday with the youth club, I took all the square bars out of the leaders bedroom doors so they couldnt get out of them 😁

I took my wiener out at a picnic once.

It was undercooked so I had to put it in the microwave for a few.

We only share that kind if info in private messages, but it still isn't very naughty

But you made promise never to tell anyone what we did??

Uh. Probably that car thing I've mentioned before

"No comment!" - not even here! ;-)

Not the naughtiest but fun.
A friend visited us from San Diego. We were taking him back to O Hare airport for his return flight.
My bf drove via the tooway. I didnt wear panties under my minidress. Flashed my bush at the toll taker then again at the luggage guy at the curbside check in

I'm brave but smart enough to keep things to myself 🤓

In a car park stair way.

I once stole a Smurf from the petrol station...

Do pictures count? lol

Be an absolute angel 😇

Web cam stuff.

Not telling you here 😊

Ive done so many I cant decide lol

I’m a saint 😇

Play Strip Poker with 4 older women

Armed robbery when I was young

Do I look naughty to you 😌 ?

I thrive in the land of chaos and shenanigans

I stole my wife heart

Masturbated in the woods