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HijabaDabbaDoo · F
Straylight · 31-35, F
@HijabaDabbaDoo From your lawyer?
deadgerbil · 26-30
@HijabaDabbaDoo I agree with that assessment
Matt85 · 36-40, M
"That is very good"
Vix3n · 36-40, F
A grocery list of whats needed at home lol
SW-User
@Vix3n what about the list I sent 😌 🤭
Made plans for this week, so tomorrow I am going somewhere and so making plans when to meet and that jazz lol. It is saying something like what time we need to go and so on
Rambler · 61-69, M
"i'm in area 5"
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Morvoren · F
deadgerbil · 26-30
@Morvoren tell them to drink it anyways and to stop making excuses
Morvoren · F
@deadgerbil I can’t kill him. We’ve only been married a month. That would look highly suspicious 😂
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exexec · 61-69, C
The phone number of someone who wants me to speak at her husband's memorial service next month.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
"Experiment: why put it in a single pan only to slice it? Why not cool it in a thin layer?"
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
"Are you Lisa's friend?"
I have no idea who Lisa is or who's number even texted me 😂
I have no idea who Lisa is or who's number even texted me 😂
Sandcastler · 22-25, M
"I'm meeting friends tonight, are you free any other days this week?"
SW-User
“Are you home? I wanna ride over” from my best girl friend 😌
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
Text at 232am saying
Sorry man i just can't make it to work today.
Sorry man i just can't make it to work today.
SW-User
Nothing worth remembering.
This post just made me sad.
This post just made me sad.
BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M
It was an automatic message from my medical insurance
Straylight · 31-35, F
Just a list of things to get from the grocery store on the way home.
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
I'm being alerted zombies have been spotted in my area
valobasa4ever · F
The meeting has been rescheduled for Friday.
turnedtostone · 56-60, F
There's a problem with your Netflix account
JustEd · 41-45, M
Butter
Eggs
Duct tape
Liquor
Waffles
Eggs
Duct tape
Liquor
Waffles
xbandoleerx · 56-60, M
“ You were not looking okay last afternoon”
Pretzel · 61-69, M
confirming my dental appointment
To tell me I had an appointment
Really · 80-89, M
It was handwritten, on paper.
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vorian · 51-55, M
"Lets chat later baby"
SnowedIn · 46-50, M
"Dad can I borrow the car?"
MrEagle · 41-45, M
“New phone. Who dis?”
Ferric67 · M
A security code
Morrigan · F
"Great xx"
Night night x