What are some advantages of being short?

Sorry can't relate. I'm summoning @ShepherdBard tho.

(1) I can shop for clothes in the childrens section and save on VAT.
(2) My wife, daughter and I can comfortably share a two person tent or a double bed in a hotel.
(3) I am not allowed to go on the scariest theme park rides 😊

Really?😠

Wouldn’t know 😎

@poisonouscupcake gets a longer natural lifespan and she doesn't have to bend down to get under the kitchen table.

I never have to duck or hit my head. I’m short enough that I can scale the shelves like a mountaineer. I can wear the most ridiculously high heels and my date will still be taller than me. I’m much easier to throw around in bed.

You can be the bigger man. Oh wait you can’t. Gotta hand it to ya. Cause you can’t reach it. Short guy says I’m not happy. Well which one are you then? They look up to everyone. We all look down on them. They always get overlooked. They always come up short.

I don't see the dust on the top shelf, but then I can't reach anything on the top shelf without a stool

No one ever asks me to get something off the top self

I suppose if you're a guy -- or a gay/bi woman -- who is short, it makes slow-dancing with very tall women extra interesting.

Being the last one to get rained on? 🤷🏻‍♂

There is none. I still can't reach the top shelf I hate it. Hubby hides stuff there 🙄

how would i know. 🥹

Higher bone density - less likely to break bones. Also, you don't have to squat in the shower

Cuddly comes to mind. 🤗

You get to ask tall hunks for help in the grocery store

I`d ask the wife, but she`s gone to bed

Shorter one is , greater their perspective from underneath. Children get to see many things from down under.

Usually live longer

High heel collection.

you don't overlook things

You automatically go to the top of the list for those jobs that everybody wants but almost no one can get, such as Nam tunnel rat, etc.

cheaper, child sized clothes.

Lol they are closer to the ground maybe 😂😂😂

You are closer to peoples Feet

you can go out on the pond in a small inflatable boat

Shorter people gain muscle so easily!

don't bang your head on everything,

Open cabinet didn't hit your head

You can bite people on the ankle.

🤦🏻

You can walk under bridges without hitting your head?