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What are some advantages of being short?

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swirlie · 31-35
You can walk under bridges without hitting your head?
@swirlie that would be the trolls under the bridges 🧌
swirlie · 31-35
@beermeplease
Short trolls are obviously more functional than tall trolls then, right?
@swirlie i have no opinion...i'm an average sized troll...i troll the best of both worlds
swirlie · 31-35
@beermeplease
Are you more than 3 feet tall?
@swirlie i'm about that laying down 😂
swirlie · 31-35
@beermeplease
If you're more than 3 feet tall, then you don't qualify as being short.
@swirlie they wouldn't allow me on rides at canada's wonderland
swirlie · 31-35
@swirlie i guess i'd fall out of the roller coaster harness....unless of course i put on them clunky boots from the 70s...then i'd qualify to get on that ride "canadian minebuster"
swirlie · 31-35
@beermeplease
I fell off a chairlift at Whistler once.. after my body slipped underneath the safety bar that's suppose to hold you in the chair lift!
@swirlie next time don't ski...hang out with me at the irish bar at the bottom of blackcomb and we can watch them come down the mountain...safer and warmer...then some grub at the spaghetti factory....mmmmm
swirlie · 31-35
@beermeplease
Save me a place at the table then!
@swirlie surely swirlie!
swirlie · 31-35
@beermeplease
..window seat, over in the corner...
@swirlie it's a date! 😘