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Would you waste a cream pie on Donald Trump?

According to Michael Cohen after Bill Gates was hit in the face with a cream pie Trump became obsessed with that not happening to him. Cohen said that ever time Trump went to a event he would remind his security team to be on alert for someone carrying a cream pie and if someone did hit him with a pie and that person didn't wind up in the hospital they would be fired. Personally I think a cream pie would be too good to waste on Trump he deserves a cow pie not a cream pie. Cheers!

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beckyromero · 36-40, F

No.

I wouldn't even waste manure. Better off using it to help plant something.

Freeranger · M

Decisions, decisions. Do I turn and waste a cream pie on Donald, or about-face and look at China Joe Biden and the absolute fuck-fest he's turned our nation in to and blurt...."what a waste."
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BizSuitStacy · M

@Freeranger

Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M

@Freeranger you mean the guy whose trying to fix the mess that trump and Putin created.

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

A cream pie is definitely not what I’d like to see him get hit in the face with.

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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@Nanoose I was thinking something significantly more solid with vastly more kinetic energy, but sure, let’s stick with pies 😂

Repete · 61-69, M

Hey don’t waste that lemon pie . You can use the pie plate after the ple is gone.@Nanoose

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@Zaphod42 You mean something like a Slinky they are full of kinetic energy. Cheers!

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

Hitting people in the face with a cream pie was a trend among leftists for a while. The premier of the province was cream pied by a leftist idiot here in AB. The leftist was charged with assault. Stupid leftists and their immaturity.

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hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

@Sidewinder You are not in a position to determine you political outlook. We all think that our views are centrist.

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

@hippyjoe1955 Well, I, for one don't THINK I'm a centerist, I KNOW I'm a centerist. It'll do you no good to argue with me about this, because I will defend my viewpoint all the way to my death.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

@Sidewinder [quote] Well, I, for one don't THINK[/quote] There I fixed your comment for you.

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

I'd give Ivanka a "cream pie", does that count? 🤔😅

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

After he went through this phase, then he started fearing people would start throwing rotten fruit and vegetables at him. He's a guy who literally lives in fear.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Wow. He sounds like an (Internet) tough guy.

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@ron122 But, not like you. 😂

ron122 · 41-45, M

@MarkPaul You don't get it kid.🤣

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@ron122 Neither do you. 😂😂

spjennifer · 56-60, T

Why waste a good creampie, a nice cow paddy pie would be so much more appropriate for this shit stain! 🤪

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@spjennifer Yeah but it is hard to find a cow paddy in the city so maybe in a pinch a shaving cream pie topped with a dog turd would do. Cheers and happy weekend!

cycleman · 61-69, M

Only if it's gone bitterly sour!
Least then it'll match with the amount respect I have for that old crab apple.

softspokenman · M

I don't really think that 'teflon donny ' was really concerned about being hit by pies or vegetables that was just two of his subtle, 😉wink, 😉wink, suggestions for his fear of being shot by some 'responsible gun owner' while making another of his MAGA speeches. 🤷‍♂️

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softspokenman · M

@Nanoose Remember when he 'inspected the bunker' in the WH ?

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@softspokenman Yeah I bet he wasn't inspecting he was hiding. Because the secrete service told him protestors were near the WH and some of them were armed with pies and fruit. At first Trump wasn't alarmed but when they told him one of the protestors had an avocado and if he got hit by it he would be toast - Trump decided to go to the bunker. Cheers and happy weekend!

softspokenman · M

@Nanoose 🤭 (muffled lol)

smiler2012 · 56-60

🤔well it is would be a waste of a good pie firstly. 🤷‍♂️then why is trump worrying about a pie in his mush so much . when he was in office he showed america and the world what a circus clown he was so should be used to the experience 🤣[nanoose]

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@smiler2012 I think he worried about it so much because a pie would mess up his orange clown makeup. Do you think if Trump got in one of those tiny clown cars the car would get stuck on his butt when he tried to get out? Cheers!

Fairydust · F

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@Fairydust Yeah sometimes I miss that too but then I think about one of the many horrible things he did and I don't miss him so much. Cheers and happy weekend!