What do you think Trump was thinking about at this dignified transfer of service members?Judging from Trump's ample behind I think it was - blaw blaw blaw blaw - when is lunch. Cheers and happy weekend!
Will Trump try to eliminate his accordion hands competition?During a campaign rally in Marietta, Georgia, the attendee seated directly behind Trump stole some of the spotlight by playfully mimicking his gestures, facial expressions and mannerisms. He copied Trump's familiar "accordion hands" gesture and... See More »
How do you kill a kid - like - like - like - candy?In a resent interview Trump was asked when the war in Iran would end. He didn't answer but he did say "Iran was killing kids like - like - like candy". Like like like that doesn't make sense. But it does make me wonder who killed more kids - Trump or... See More »
If a wizard was going to turn Trump into a inanimate object - what should it be?I'm thinking a Lie Detector. That way Trump would have to tell when something was a lie. Cheers!
Does Trump need a WTF moment?Trump has said that he is going to call Canada's PM and demand he do something about the smoke from the Canadian forest fires. When Trump calls Carney should jump in before Trump starts talking and say - yah Donald you are going have to do something... See More »
Does Trump need a taste of his own medicine?I think China and all the other countries that trade with the US should demand that Trump either apologize or provide evidence that China is interfering with US Elections or face a 300% tariff on all US exports. Then break off communications with the... See More »
Do you think Vance and Johnson are limbering up their necks for Trump's speech tonight?I think they are or they should be because tonight they will be doing the Bobble Head thing for everything Trump says. Cheers!
What would be a good new sitcom for Trump and his administration and what would the theme song be?I'm thinking a sitcom called - Two Yes Men and a Baby would be a good one. And it would star Mike Johnson - Todd Blanche and Donald J Trump as the Beaver. The theme song would be the theme song from 2 and a Half Men and and the 3 of them will do the... See More »
Guardian angel of the strait?Trump is now saying that the US will be the Guardian angel of the strait by controlling it and charging a 20% fee for each ship that passes through. In the past Trump's secretary of war has said that the US will show no mercy no quarter. That... See More »
Besides Elvis what other musicians or celebrities faked their death?I figure Joey Ramone faked his death so he could live peacefully on a tropical Island in Canada (Vancouver Island). I saw him a couple of times at local parades but when he noticed I recognized him he slipped into the crowd and got away before I... See More »
Do you think April Wine stole Spinal Taps amplifier?Today I went down to the beach and smoked a few doobies while watching them set up for the April Wine concert tonight. Their amplifier was way load so I started thinking they must of stole it from Spinal Tap. Spinal Tap had an amp that went up to 11... See More »
Is Trump getting soft or just forgetful because he has a lot on his plate?At midnight on July 11th the affordable housing bill became law. It only became law because it sat on Trump's desk for 10 days without Trump vetoing the bill. So I think in a blubbery sort of way Trump is getting soft and he does have a lot on his... See More »
What do you think Trump and Putin really talked about on July 4th?Trump and Putin had a 90 minute phone call on July 4th about business and Ukraine. But I bet it was also about Putin helping him with the mid term elections. Cheers!
Did you hear that Canada will likely win the World cup?If you did hear that you must of been at the opening ceremonies for Parksville's Canada day. When Parksville's mayor finished his speech he said - oh and Canada is going to win the World Cup - then he added - well we will try to win the World Cup... See More »
Do you think Trump has a fireworks guy?Trump gave the Reflecting pool contract to his pool guy and that didn't turn out very well. So if Trump has a fireworks guy and Trump gives the the July 4th fireworks contract to that guy there might be a lot of technical problems. Cheers!
Got a - na - na -na - na - for Trump?On July 1st Canada's Capital will be hosting the July1st celebrations. And they have some big name musicians lined up that are proud to be part of it. So - na - na - na - na - Donald. Cheers and happy weekend!
Did Trump loose a little weight to pose for his new passport design?Trump unveiled a new design for the American passport featuring his face and some inspiring words - “Welcome, but be good'. The photo looks like his mug shot - so it seems like a joke Trump telling visitors to be good. Cheers and happy weekend!
What would be a good universal nick name for Trump?I'm thinking "Hoser". A Hoser is a Canadian word for a person that pretends to be your friend so they can steal your gas. Cheers and happy weekend!
Will Trump make July 4th all about him?I don't think he will. It will be a 16 day event so he will probably spend 5 or 10 minutes talking about Americas achievements during the 16 days. Cheers!
Is this another example of Trump holding Americans hostage?Trump abruptly canceled an event to sign a bipartisan affordable-housing bill Wednesday, announcing the ceremony was off as he fumed about the Senate not passing his bill to impose new rules on elections. Cheers!
Got a July 1st birthday present for a Canadian that spent a year making up unflattering jokes about Trump?Some of them were pretty funny so I am hoping for a new chainsaw. Cheers!
What's the funniest thing you saw so far this weekend?Yesterday I watched a car parade - there were a lot of nice classic and power cars in it. There were a group of teens standing next to me and ever time a power car went by they would shout out - rev it up. A lady in a real rusty beater car made a... See More »
Did you ever hear the New York story of Trump and the Princess?Shortly after Princess Diana's divorce - yada yada yada - Donald Trump thought he could get some of that. Yada yada yada . He sent her lots of flowers and notes asking her if she wanted to go out for dinner with him. Yada yada yada. Princess Diana... See More »
