Did you hear that Canada will likely win the World cup?If you did hear that you must of been at the opening ceremonies for Parksville's Canada day. When Parksville's mayor finished his speech he said - oh and Canada is going to win the World Cup - then he added - well we will try to win the World Cup... See More »
Do you think Trump has a fireworks guy?Trump gave the Reflecting pool contract to his pool guy and that didn't turn out very well. So if Trump has a fireworks guy and Trump gives the the July 4th fireworks contract to that guy there might be a lot of technical problems. Cheers!
Got a - na - na -na - na - for Trump?On July 1st Canada's Capital will be hosting the July1st celebrations. And they have some big name musicians lined up that are proud to be part of it. So - na - na - na - na - Donald. Cheers and happy weekend!
Did Trump loose a little weight to pose for his new passport design?Trump unveiled a new design for the American passport featuring his face and some inspiring words - “Welcome, but be good'. The photo looks like his mug shot - so it seems like a joke Trump telling visitors to be good. Cheers and happy weekend!
What would be a good universal nick name for Trump?I'm thinking "Hoser". A Hoser is a Canadian word for a person that pretends to be your friend so they can steal your gas. Cheers and happy weekend!
Will Trump make July 4th all about him?I don't think he will. It will be a 16 day event so he will probably spend 5 or 10 minutes talking about Americas achievements during the 16 days. Cheers!
Is this another example of Trump holding Americans hostage?Trump abruptly canceled an event to sign a bipartisan affordable-housing bill Wednesday, announcing the ceremony was off as he fumed about the Senate not passing his bill to impose new rules on elections. Cheers!
Got a July 1st birthday present for a Canadian that spent a year making up unflattering jokes about Trump?Some of them were pretty funny so I am hoping for a new chainsaw. Cheers!
What's the funniest thing you saw so far this weekend?Yesterday I watched a car parade - there were a lot of nice classic and power cars in it. There were a group of teens standing next to me and ever time a power car went by they would shout out - rev it up. A lady in a real rusty beater car made a... See More »
Did you ever hear the New York story of Trump and the Princess?Shortly after Princess Diana's divorce - yada yada yada - Donald Trump thought he could get some of that. Yada yada yada . He sent her lots of flowers and notes asking her if she wanted to go out for dinner with him. Yada yada yada. Princess Diana... See More »
Will Trump do anything to embarrass the US at the G7 summit?Like fall asleep or expel hot air. Cheers!
Have you watched the TV series Hazardous History?Henny Winkler hosts it. And it's about the history of the dangerous toys kids played with the dangerous products people used before there were safety regulations. Cheers!
How come Trump iisen't whining about Russia not being part of te G7 this year?Trump has been whining about Russia not being part of the G7 for years. But this year he hasn't mentioned it.. Cheers!
Do you think extraterrestrials have a technology that could make Trump understand how tariffs work?I don't think they do right now. Unless they have the technology to time travel. Then they could travel 500 years into their future and get the technology that would make Trump understand how tariffs work. Cheers and happy weekend!
If Mole People came to the surface - would Trump try to get them to help him fight the extraterrestrials he started a war with?I think he would especially if they had liquid gold bombs from the center of the earth. Cheers and happy weekend!
If extraterrestrials came to earth seeking universal peace would Trump start a war with them?I think he would especially if they offered a free renewable energy source and offered to end child hunger. Cheers and happy weekend!
Is there anybody in the US that are now getting their prescriptions for free thanks to Trump?Trump is once again claiming that he has lowerd the cost of prescription drugs by 200% - 400% - 600% - 800% which is impossible. But this time Trump added that depending on how the question is asked - it is possible. Not sure how a question is asked... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is my caption: Too bad it's not made of gold so I could hang it in the Oval Office. Cheers!
Did Trump buy you a tariff rebate pizza pie today?Canada's Prime Minister bought me 2 pizza pies today. Today I got a check that's a tariff rebate - so I invest some of it into pizza's. Cheers and happy weekend!
Did you hear about the real reason Trump goes for medical checkups?According to Dr. Oz the reason Trump goes for medical checkups is because he likes hearing the results. I think that's BS Trump goes for checkups because he has to. Cheers!
Got a nursery rhyme that suits Trump?Here is mine: It's raining it's pouring - the old man is snoring. Cheers!
Why does Trump look like this?I think it's from caking on the makeup for over 20 years and now his pores are clogged up. Cheers!
What childhood fun do you think Trump missed out on?I think he missed out on Saturday morning cartoons. Maybe he would of turned out to be a better human being if he hadn't. Cheers!
What was Trump thinking about in this photo.I think he was wondering if the pillars make his butt look fat. Cheers!
Do you think Trump dreams about having an army of Flying Monkeys (like the ones in the Wizard of Oz?)I think he does and I also think there are MAGAs that dream about being one of his flying monkeys. Cheers!
