Got a caption for this Trump photo?The photo is Trump filling his face with a porkchop on a stick at his state fair. Wonder what the struggling American families are eating - just kidding I don't care: Cheers! (1)
Did you hear about the new game show that Trump could win without cheating?It's called "Nations Dumbest" and it is on Fox.
Will it be on like Donkey Kong between Carney and Trump?During a recent speech Mark Carney's teleprompter cut out. So Carney leaned into his microphone and said - I would like to inform you that my teleprompter just cut out - but unlike a certain world leader I don't consider it a conspiracy. Carney was... See More »
Did a new song ever make you think you better change your life style or life plans?When the song Timothy by the Buoys first came out - I was in the process of quitting my job as a stock boy at K-mart and move to Manitoba and become a hard rock miner. The song Timothy was about 3 guys that got trapped in a mine with no food. 2 of... See More »
What is Trump thinking in this photo?I think he is thinking - that guy took the big piece of KFC - GRRRRRRRRR. Cheers!
Got any of that Freedom Fuel left in your tank?A few weeks ago Trump was patting himself on the back because of the 12 Freedom Fuel gas stations that would sell gas at a discounted price of $2.47 per gallon (the .47 was a nod to Trump). An hour after the stations started selling the discount... See More »
What outlandish lie will Trump tell next?I think Trump is fuming that his scapegoat David Hearn wasn't charged with damaging the reflecting pool. So I think Trump is going to try to tarnish his name by claiming that Hearn wasn't a true Olympian because he cheated. If that happens -... See More »
If a witch cast an enchanted mole spell on Trump - what would it look like and were would it be?I think the mole would look like the enchanted tree on the wizard of oz. And it would be on top of Trump's head because Trump has a fat head so there would be plenty of room for easy root expansion. Cheers and happy weekend!
Does Trump think he is a 1950s teenager?During a resent interview Trump said Iran was going to get a beating. Next he will be promising them a knuckle sandwich. Cheers!
Is this kind of like forced labour?Trump has put new tariffs on countries all around the World - claiming it is because they use forced labour. But on Monday Trump demanded that Senate Majority Leader John Thune cancel the chamber’s upcoming August break until senators pass a strict p... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump AI image?Here is mine. Give Me Your Spot On Mount Rushmore Or I'll Let Go: Cheers!
What do you think Trump was thinking about at this dignified transfer of service members?Judging from Trump's ample behind I think it was - blaw blaw blaw blaw - when is lunch. Cheers and happy weekend!
Will Trump try to eliminate his accordion hands competition?During a campaign rally in Marietta, Georgia, the attendee seated directly behind Trump stole some of the spotlight by playfully mimicking his gestures, facial expressions and mannerisms. He copied Trump's familiar "accordion hands" gesture and... See More »
How do you kill a kid - like - like - like - candy?In a resent interview Trump was asked when the war in Iran would end. He didn't answer but he did say "Iran was killing kids like - like - like candy". Like like like that doesn't make sense. But it does make me wonder who killed more kids - Trump or... See More »
If a wizard was going to turn Trump into a inanimate object - what should it be?I'm thinking a Lie Detector. That way Trump would have to tell when something was a lie. Cheers!
Does Trump need a WTF moment?Trump has said that he is going to call Canada's PM and demand he do something about the smoke from the Canadian forest fires. When Trump calls Carney should jump in before Trump starts talking and say - yah Donald you are going have to do something... See More »
Does Trump need a taste of his own medicine?I think China and all the other countries that trade with the US should demand that Trump either apologize or provide evidence that China is interfering with US Elections or face a 300% tariff on all US exports. Then break off communications with the... See More »
Do you think Vance and Johnson are limbering up their necks for Trump's speech tonight?I think they are or they should be because tonight they will be doing the Bobble Head thing for everything Trump says. Cheers!
What would be a good new sitcom for Trump and his administration and what would the theme song be?I'm thinking a sitcom called - Two Yes Men and a Baby would be a good one. And it would star Mike Johnson - Todd Blanche and Donald J Trump as the Beaver. The theme song would be the theme song from 2 and a Half Men and and the 3 of them will do the... See More »
Guardian angel of the strait?Trump is now saying that the US will be the Guardian angel of the strait by controlling it and charging a 20% fee for each ship that passes through. In the past Trump's secretary of war has said that the US will show no mercy no quarter. That... See More »
Besides Elvis what other musicians or celebrities faked their death?I figure Joey Ramone faked his death so he could live peacefully on a tropical Island in Canada (Vancouver Island). I saw him a couple of times at local parades but when he noticed I recognized him he slipped into the crowd and got away before I... See More »
Do you think April Wine stole Spinal Taps amplifier?Today I went down to the beach and smoked a few doobies while watching them set up for the April Wine concert tonight. Their amplifier was way load so I started thinking they must of stole it from Spinal Tap. Spinal Tap had an amp that went up to 11... See More »
Is Trump getting soft or just forgetful because he has a lot on his plate?At midnight on July 11th the affordable housing bill became law. It only became law because it sat on Trump's desk for 10 days without Trump vetoing the bill. So I think in a blubbery sort of way Trump is getting soft and he does have a lot on his... See More »
