Did you hear about the real reason Trump goes for medical checkups?According to Dr. Oz the reason Trump goes for medical checkups is because he likes hearing the results. I think that's BS Trump goes for checkups because he has to. Cheers!
Got a nursery rhyme that suits Trump?Here is mine: It's raining it's pouring - the old man is snoring. Cheers!
Why does Trump look like this?I think it's from caking on the makeup for over 20 years and now his pores are clogged up. Cheers!
What childhood fun do you think Trump missed out on?I think he missed out on Saturday morning cartoons. Maybe he would of turned out to be a better human being if he hadn't. Cheers!
What was Trump thinking about in this photo.I think he was wondering if the pillars make his butt look fat. Cheers!
Do you think Trump dreams about having an army of Flying Monkeys (like the ones in the Wizard of Oz?)I think he does and I also think there are MAGAs that dream about being one of his flying monkeys. Cheers!
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Mine is "Maybe it's Maybelline". There were TV commercials in the 80s were people would see a lady walk by and they would whisper - were does she get her natural glow. Then the lady would turn around - put a finger to her lips and say - Maybe it's... See More »
Got a song that would suit Trump to a tee if you change a couple words?In the song She Talks Crazy Talk - if you change the word "she" to "Trump" it sounds like the song was written for him. Trump talks crazy talk - Trump could make a man a ruin. Trump talks crazy talk - Trump will tell ya anything. Trump talks... See More »
Got a heart warming story about finding a good home for an animal?Once my dog Sundance knocked up the neighbors dog. I took one of the pups to help the neighbour find good homes for the pups. Everybody that showed up to look at the pup were only interested - in having a good guard dog so I never gave them the pup.... See More »
Is Trump trying to fix another thing he broke?Trump is saying that he wants the Strait of Hormuz open fast and toll free. The strait had no toll until Trump invaded Iran -so he is just fixing another thing that he broke. Cheers and happy weekend!
Guys would Trump dislike you because of your good looks?At a resent military graduation ceremony Trump called a graduate to come up onto the stage. When Trump got a close look at the guy he said huba huba huba - actually he said - I don't like good looking people. So I'm pretty sure Trump wouldn't like... See More »
Is Trump done with waging wars on humans?Late last night Trump shared an AI image of him escorting an alien in chains to a compound. He also shared an AL image of him in a space battle with aliens. I think he should of been wearing his Pope hat to let the aliens know God is on his side.... See More » (+1)
Should Trump be the next 007?Casting is underway for the new Bond movie and it looks like the WH figures Trump is the man for the job. In an X post, the White House shared what looks to be a 007-styled poster showing Trump in a tuxedo and holding a gun, with the words, ‘MAKE... See More »
Do you think China ordered 200 jets from Boeing?Trump has been claiming that China will order 200 jets from Boeing and I think it is just more Trump BS. One of the things that makes me think that - is after Trump said they will order 200 jets he added - they will order another 750 jets from Boeing... See More »
What's something silly or stupid that you have done and you are a little proud of it?Once as a pedestrian I got hit by a truck. It messed me up a little but I put a pretty big dent in it so I'm proud about that. I'm even prouder when I consider that the truck was a 3/4 ton Dodge Ram with a tandem rear axal - Dodge Ram trucks are... See More »
Does this explain Trump's dozing off?The WH is pushing back at people questioning Trump's health because he seems to fall asleep during meetings. They are claiming that he is not sleeping he is just blinking and they got the still photos to prove it. What they don't have is the... See More »
What kind of Mother Day cards did Trump give to his mother?I think they were kind of like this - Roes are red violets are blue - I got the looks and dads inheritance too. PS: I WANT A MONOPLY MAN MONICAL FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's an extra billion tax dollars to a man like Trump?Answer: Not enough. Trump is now seeking an extra billion tax dollars for his ballroom. And I bet by the time that ballroom is done it will cost tax payers 5 billion dollars. Cheers!
What happens to the enriched uranium if Trump blows Iran off the face of the earth?Trump is once again threatening to blow Iran off the face of the earth. I see 2 major problems with that. One: When Trump first started talking about invading Iran he said it was because the protesters in Iran were being arrested and executed. Were... See More »
Is Trump starting to look like a Rockem - Sockem Robot?I think he is - in more ways than one. Cheers!
Did you hear that Trump figures he is physically capable of being an astronaut?When Trump talked to the astronauts in the oval office one of the 'things he told them was that he is in such good shape he could be an astronaut. I agree with Trump he is in good shape - Trump is round and round is a good shape. But that doesn't... See More »
How many acts of treason did you commit today?Donald J Trump is now saying it is treasonous to say that the US is not winning the war in Iran. Wonder how he would feel if told him that it doesn't even look like the combined forces of the US and Israel are winning the war. Cheers and happy... See More »
Do you think Melania really does hate when Trump dances to the YMCA song?Trump says his wife, Melania Trump, "hates" when he dances to "what's sometimes referred to as the gay national anthem.". I think it's just another one of his BS stories and he said it because it's getting harder and harder for him to dance because... See More »
Would Trump start a war over a handshake?Yesterday when King Charles arrived for his state visit Trump greeted him with a handshake. Then Trump tried his power move and pulled King Charles hand towards him but Charles pulled his hand back with ease. Trump tried it again and again and... See More »
Did you hear about Trump's latest endorsement?Today Trump said that he endorsees changing ICE to NICE (National Immigration and customs enforcement). I guess that will mean that even Trump's acronyms are lies. Cheers!
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