Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is mine: How many new $1 Trump coins do you think I could fit in my big mouth? Cheers!
Will Joe-6-Pack get to bowl and then have a cold one in the newly renovated Rose Garden?The WH has approved a $250.000 no bid contract to up grade the lights in the WH bowling ally. The project will be funded by tax dollars so I think it is only fair that hard working Americans can use the WH bowling ally every now and then. I'm also... See More »
Do you think Trump smokes the Whack - a - Doodle?Yesterday Trump posted a video of him on the Canadian side of lake Ontario. He kicked down a sign that said Lake Ontario - replaced it with a sign that said lake America - then started doing his YMCA dance. He also posted a meme of a large group of... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is mine: For Goodness Sakes - I Got The Hippy Hippy Shakes: I actually think it would do Trump a world of good if he did get the hippy hippy shakes. Cheers!
What's up with Trump's mystery meat?American cattle ranchers are pissed at Trump because while they are struggling to make ends meet - Trump arranged to have tons of beef to be imported into the US to be sold at a discounted price. They are calling it mystery meat because the WH -... See More »
Got a song to thank Canada for showing Trump that he is not the boss of the World?Here is mine. Cheers! (1)
Have you ever had a Trump joke pop into your head?Today I was in the grocery store and the announcer talked about the daily half price special and finished up by saying - who doesn't like saving money. And I thought Donald Trump that's who. I think it's funny because it's true - ever thing Trump... See More »
How many tax dollars did it take for Trump's Beast to do a lap and start the Indy race?Probably about $10 gas for the Beast and a couple million for Air Force One and 4 fighter jets to fly over while Trump waved the green flag. Cheers!
Do you think Trump is working on some new dance moves?Trump hasn't done his YMCA dance in about a month. And I think it is because he is working on a new dance routine for when he starts campaigning for 2028. I think his new dance will be the "Robot" and he will bust out his new moves every time the... See More »
Is this just another Trump Taco tactic?Seems like Trump knows his military operations in Iran are failing. So a couple days ago Trump starting saying he was going hit them hard with Economic Warfare and Economic D - Days. Cheers!
How long before Trump starts saying Kim Jong Un is smart for massing troops along the South Korean border?Trump said Putin was smart when he first starting massing troops along the Ukrainian border and it showed me who's side he was on. So I'm sure Trump will soon be ranting about how great Kim is and how bad South Korea is. And once again it will show... See More »
How smooth was this kid?When I was a the beach on Saturday night waiting for the fireworks to start - a kid that was about 12 years old walked by and noticed a girl that was in his class before summer vacation. They started chatting and after a few minuets I started to... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is mine: Wonder if I could rock a Moo Moo as well as Kim. Cheers!
How dunce can you be?I can be pretty dunce sometimes. Once a new co worker introduced himself and said high I'm Rick - then he added Rick with a Q. So I started thinking if you spell Rick with a Q it would be Qick. Then I started thinking he has a French accent so maybe... See More »
How many more memes will it take for Trump to win the war in Iran?I'm thinking Trump's latest meme will do it. Because Iran will look at it and think I wouldn't want a fat a** like that to sit on me so we better just give up. Cheers and happy weekend!
Who is seeing dead people now Donald?An investigation has uncovered how one of Trump's top priorities was made to look more popular by getting an artificial boost from people who had died. More than 12,000 comments submitted to the Department of Labor in support of a plan that would... See More »
Because of Trumps incompetence what can world leaders now say to him?Trump has shown the world how poorly he runs a war. So the next time he threatens to invade a county they can say - yah you and what munitions stock pile. Cheers!
Got a caption for this Trump photo?The photo is Trump filling his face with a porkchop on a stick at his state fair. Wonder what the struggling American families are eating - just kidding I don't care: Cheers! (1)
Did you hear about the new game show that Trump could win without cheating?It's called "Nations Dumbest" and it is on Fox.
Will it be on like Donkey Kong between Carney and Trump?During a recent speech Mark Carney's teleprompter cut out. So Carney leaned into his microphone and said - I would like to inform you that my teleprompter just cut out - but unlike a certain world leader I don't consider it a conspiracy. Carney was... See More »
Did a new song ever make you think you better change your life style or life plans?When the song Timothy by the Buoys first came out - I was in the process of quitting my job as a stock boy at K-mart and move to Manitoba and become a hard rock miner. The song Timothy was about 3 guys that got trapped in a mine with no food. 2 of... See More »
What is Trump thinking in this photo?I think he is thinking - that guy took the big piece of KFC - GRRRRRRRRR. Cheers!
Got any of that Freedom Fuel left in your tank?A few weeks ago Trump was patting himself on the back because of the 12 Freedom Fuel gas stations that would sell gas at a discounted price of $2.47 per gallon (the .47 was a nod to Trump). An hour after the stations started selling the discount... See More »
What outlandish lie will Trump tell next?I think Trump is fuming that his scapegoat David Hearn wasn't charged with damaging the reflecting pool. So I think Trump is going to try to tarnish his name by claiming that Hearn wasn't a true Olympian because he cheated. If that happens -... See More »
