Did you hear Trump's newest official name change?At the United Nations General Assembly Trump announced that he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to - Super Intelligence. Cheers!
Got a na - na - na - na for Trump?To Trump: Your job approval rating is at a historic all time low - Canada's PM job approval rating is at a historic all time high. So na - na - na - na! Cheers!
How much per pound does it cost to transport Trump?I estimated that Trump weighs 300 pounds. And now i want to start figuring out how much it costs to transport that 300 pounds to some of the places he travels to on the tax payers dime. And if the tax payers got their moneys worth. Trump just made a... See More »
What would Mr. T say about the mid terms?I think he would say - I pity the fools that supported Trump's agenda Cheers!
Did you hear about Trump's new agency?(drum roll) - It's called AI Force. And Trump will soon be picking an AI Czar to lead it (I think it will be Eric Trump). Cheers and happy weekend!
Never thought I would ever say this - but do you have 3 cheers for Doug Ford!Trump's net approval rating has fallen in seven of eight states that Ontario Premier Doug Ford urged Canada to target with additional tariffs because of their political importance to Trump's base. Washington and Ottawa’s deepening trade dispute... See More »
Will Trump sign the Lindsey Graham bill?The House on Wednesday passed a broad package of sanctions targeting Russian officials and key pillars of its economy as lawmakers look to deprive President Vladimir Putin of the financial resources needed to wage the war against Ukraine. The bill... See More »
Hate to say I told you so - but I told you so.When I first heard that a ceiling in the Kennedy center collapsed I sarcastically said to myself - ya right I bet it did. Turns out it very well could of been just another Trump scam to get what he wants. Cheers!... See More »
Do you find Trump's words comforting?Yesterday a major Saudi Arabia pipe line was hit by Iranian drones and I thought YIKES that can't be good. But today Trump assured everyone that things will turn out "fine and dandy" when it comes to the Iran war. So now I'm not so worried and I'm... See More »
Will you be going to Hell after the mid terms?At the RNC convention Trump had people raise their right hand and take a pledge: “I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can’t even breathe. That I will go out with my family, my friends. I’l... See More »
Isn't Trump amazing?Even though Trump has the Kankles he is still able to put on a pair of ice skates and dominate a game of hockey against a Canadian hockey team. A wise Canadian once said - Keep your stick on the Ice. Trump doesn't know how to do that even in his... See More » (1)
Does this sound like something Hitler's Treasury Secretary might of said?Trump's Treasury Secretary recently said Canada was like a little yippy dog. Then he compared Canada to a small dog provoking a much larger German shepherd. What I find funny (funny strange - not funny ha ha) is of all the large dog breeds he... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is mine: How many new $1 Trump coins do you think I could fit in my big mouth? Cheers!
Will Joe-6-Pack get to bowl and then have a cold one in the newly renovated Rose Garden?The WH has approved a $250.000 no bid contract to up grade the lights in the WH bowling ally. The project will be funded by tax dollars so I think it is only fair that hard working Americans can use the WH bowling ally every now and then. I'm also... See More »
Do you think Trump smokes the Whack - a - Doodle?Yesterday Trump posted a video of him on the Canadian side of lake Ontario. He kicked down a sign that said Lake Ontario - replaced it with a sign that said lake America - then started doing his YMCA dance. He also posted a meme of a large group of... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is mine: For Goodness Sakes - I Got The Hippy Hippy Shakes: I actually think it would do Trump a world of good if he did get the hippy hippy shakes. Cheers!
What's up with Trump's mystery meat?American cattle ranchers are pissed at Trump because while they are struggling to make ends meet - Trump arranged to have tons of beef to be imported into the US to be sold at a discounted price. They are calling it mystery meat because the WH -... See More »
Got a song to thank Canada for showing Trump that he is not the boss of the World?Here is mine. Cheers! (1)
Have you ever had a Trump joke pop into your head?Today I was in the grocery store and the announcer talked about the daily half price special and finished up by saying - who doesn't like saving money. And I thought Donald Trump that's who. I think it's funny because it's true - ever thing Trump... See More »
How many tax dollars did it take for Trump's Beast to do a lap and start the Indy race?Probably about $10 gas for the Beast and a couple million for Air Force One and 4 fighter jets to fly over while Trump waved the green flag. Cheers!
Do you think Trump is working on some new dance moves?Trump hasn't done his YMCA dance in about a month. And I think it is because he is working on a new dance routine for when he starts campaigning for 2028. I think his new dance will be the "Robot" and he will bust out his new moves every time the... See More »
Is this just another Trump Taco tactic?Seems like Trump knows his military operations in Iran are failing. So a couple days ago Trump starting saying he was going hit them hard with Economic Warfare and Economic D - Days. Cheers!
How long before Trump starts saying Kim Jong Un is smart for massing troops along the South Korean border?Trump said Putin was smart when he first starting massing troops along the Ukrainian border and it showed me who's side he was on. So I'm sure Trump will soon be ranting about how great Kim is and how bad South Korea is. And once again it will show... See More »
