Did you know that one of Trump’s picks almost killed someone with an axe?When Trump picked Pete Hegseth's for Secretary of defense – I thought maybe he wasn't qualified. But now that I have seen him throw an axe – I’m sure he is not. The funny part is – Trump say’s he picked Hegseth's for secretary of defense because “he... See More »
Will mad cow disease be the next epidemic Trump screws up?Mad cow disease might be making a comeback. And because of Trump’s pick for health secretary it could become an epidemic in America. Cheers and happy weekend!
What do you think about Trump’s nominations?Trump has been nominating people for some pretty important positions and I didn’t think any of then were qualified. Until Trump nominated Matt Gaetz for attorney general. Gaetz has a giant forehead so to save time they could tattoo - TRUMP NOT... See More »
Got an after Halloween song?I have about 80 bite size rice crispy squares left from Halloween. So this song has been going threw my head. Cheers and happy weekend! (1)
Did you hear the good news ladies?Trump is vowing to protect you – whether you like it or not. Cheers! (1)
What would be a good nickname for Trump after he loses the election?I think “Courtskie” would be good because he will be spending the rest of his life in court facing charges and law suites. Bet by February 2025 Trump will announce that he is throwing his hat into the ring for the 2028 election so he can claim that... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump/whale photo?Here is mine: I wonder how you say – crash into windmills in whale language. Trump's war on windmills is because he figured they ruin the view at one of his golf courses. Cheers! (1)
Did you hear that Trump wants to be a psychiatrist?During his Joe Rogan podcast Trump said he wants to be a psychiatrist so he can help whales that suffer from trauma because of windmill noise. Here is what a dolphin had to say when it heard Trump wants to be a psychiatrist to help whales get... See More »
Can you guess who sent a cease and desist letter to Donald J Trump?You will never guess so I will just ell you – it was Donald J Trump. Cheers and happy weekend! (1)
Got a song for Trump after he loses the election and claims voter fraud again?Here is mine. Cheers and happy weekend! (1)
Was Fox news right about Trump’s knowledge of history?Trump resonantly said that he wished he had generals like Hitlers generals because they followed orders. One of the orders Hitlers generals followed was finding a faster and more efficient way to kill Jews. But Fox news came up with an excuses for... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is mine: Hello – do you want a pair of Trump sneakers and a Trump Bible with that? Cheers! (1)
Got a scary Halloween story about the Trump’s?Well US president Woodrow was in office he suffered a stroke. His wife took over the presidency and ran the Executive branch of government. If Trump wins the election and has a stroke – Melania Trump might be running the country. BOO! Cheers!
Can 230 doctors, nurses and health care professionals be wrong?More than 230 doctors, nurses and health care professionals are calling on former President Donald Trump to release his medical records, arguing that he should be transparent about his health "given his advancing age." "Trump is falling concernedly... See More »
Can you imagine Trump doing this?I can and I can’t. I’m sure Trump thinks he is the Wiz but doing the Wiz strut takes a bit of abdominal strength – which Trump doesn't have (that’s why he always leans ridiculously forward when he is standing). Cheers and happy weekend! (1)
Will Trump start calling Dr. Joshua Simmons a Qwack?Dr. Joshua Simmons, an Army colonel and physician to the vice president, wrote that Harris, 59, maintains a healthy, active lifestyle and she “possesses the physical and mental resiliency required to successfully execute the duties of the... See More »
Did you hear what Harris is planing for the big Game tonight?Trump is expected to be at Tuscaloosa's Bryant-Denny Stadium this evening for the Alabama Crimson Tide's showdown with the Georgia Bulldogs. Harris campaign officials plan to fly a small plane over Bryant-Denny Stadium with a banner that reads:... See More »
Did you hear the good news about America's National Debt?Trump has a plan to wipe out America’s National Debt with crypto currency. “Who knows, maybe we’ll pay off our $35 trillion dollar national debt, hand them a little crypto check, right? We’ll hand them a little Bitcoin and wipe away our $35... See More »
Is there anything about jailing people that criticize judges in Project 2025?At his last rally Trump went on a rant about people that criticize judges and justices and added that they should be jailed. At first I thought that would be against the constitution. Then I remembered all the criticizing Trump did about the... See More »
Will the Jan. 6th choir make a Christmas album?Bet there are a few jailed Jan. 6th insurrectionist that are starting to realize that they won’t be going home for Christmas - because Trump won’t be in a position to pardon them. They also probably realize that Harris won’t pardon them so their... See More »
