What will be in Trump’s articles of impeachment this time.I think there will be 3 things. Misuse of campaign funds. Misuse of inauguration funds. Using his presidency for profit. Cheers!
Is a free meal a free meal if you have to put a Trump hat on first?While Trump Jr. was in Greenland he showed up at a fancy restaurant with a few people that lived in Greenland and they were all wearing Trump hats. Turned out the people were homeless and they didn’t know who Don Jr. was or much about Trump wanting... See More »
What do you think the first word that popped into Trump’s head when he won the election was?I think it was “Ka-Ching” because Trump is planing on profiting from his presidency. Cheers!
Will Trump need a rubber stamp to keep his first day in office promise?Trump is now saying he will sign 100 Executive orders on his first day in office. That is going to take a bit of time so I think they should get him a rubber stamp. I included a video of what Trumps term in office might look like. Cheers and happy... See More » (1)
How does rhetoric and sour grapes put out fires and will Trump thank Canada for their assistance?Trump has once again politicized the California wildfires. And once again it is probably sour grapes that motivate him. And it will likely be sour grapes that motivate him to hold or delay aid. Canada has already sent a lot of fire fighters and... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?I’m sad because my son just got back from Greenland and he informed me that we have been lied to for hundreds of years. Greenland is not green – there is nothing there but snow and ice. Cheers! (1)
Is this worrisome?Trump’s choice for FBI director wrote a thinly veiled political children’s book called The Plot Against the King. The King is – you guessed it – Trump. Cheers! (1)
What’s a possible similarity between the movie Billy Elliot and a Trump 2nd term Presidency?I think think it could be the crushing workers and unions part. Cheers!
How come Trump doesn't talk about building his wall anymore?When Trump was running in 2016 he promised to build a big beautiful 30 foot high brick wall across the entire US border. But that brick wall turned out to be fence that Trump claimed was un penetrability. But it turned out that that fence could be... See More »
Did you know that one of Trump’s picks almost killed someone with an axe?When Trump picked Pete Hegseth's for Secretary of defense – I thought maybe he wasn't qualified. But now that I have seen him throw an axe – I’m sure he is not. The funny part is – Trump say’s he picked Hegseth's for secretary of defense because “he... See More »
Will mad cow disease be the next epidemic Trump screws up?Mad cow disease might be making a comeback. And because of Trump’s pick for health secretary it could become an epidemic in America. Cheers and happy weekend!
What do you think about Trump’s nominations?Trump has been nominating people for some pretty important positions and I didn’t think any of then were qualified. Until Trump nominated Matt Gaetz for attorney general. Gaetz has a giant forehead so to save time they could tattoo - TRUMP NOT... See More »
Got an after Halloween song?I have about 80 bite size rice crispy squares left from Halloween. So this song has been going threw my head. Cheers and happy weekend! (1)
Did you hear the good news ladies?Trump is vowing to protect you – whether you like it or not. Cheers! (1)
What would be a good nickname for Trump after he loses the election?I think “Courtskie” would be good because he will be spending the rest of his life in court facing charges and law suites. Bet by February 2025 Trump will announce that he is throwing his hat into the ring for the 2028 election so he can claim that... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump/whale photo?Here is mine: I wonder how you say – crash into windmills in whale language. Trump's war on windmills is because he figured they ruin the view at one of his golf courses. Cheers! (1)
Did you hear that Trump wants to be a psychiatrist?During his Joe Rogan podcast Trump said he wants to be a psychiatrist so he can help whales that suffer from trauma because of windmill noise. Here is what a dolphin had to say when it heard Trump wants to be a psychiatrist to help whales get... See More »
Can you guess who sent a cease and desist letter to Donald J Trump?You will never guess so I will just ell you – it was Donald J Trump. Cheers and happy weekend! (1)
Got a song for Trump after he loses the election and claims voter fraud again?Here is mine. Cheers and happy weekend! (1)
Was Fox news right about Trump’s knowledge of history?Trump resonantly said that he wished he had generals like Hitlers generals because they followed orders. One of the orders Hitlers generals followed was finding a faster and more efficient way to kill Jews. But Fox news came up with an excuses for... See More »
Got a caption for this Trump photo?Here is mine: Hello – do you want a pair of Trump sneakers and a Trump Bible with that? Cheers! (1)
Got a scary Halloween story about the Trump’s?Well US president Woodrow was in office he suffered a stroke. His wife took over the presidency and ran the Executive branch of government. If Trump wins the election and has a stroke – Melania Trump might be running the country. BOO! Cheers!
Can 230 doctors, nurses and health care professionals be wrong?More than 230 doctors, nurses and health care professionals are calling on former President Donald Trump to release his medical records, arguing that he should be transparent about his health "given his advancing age." "Trump is falling concernedly... See More »
