Would you waste a cream pie on Donald Trump?

According to Michael Cohen after Bill Gates was hit in the face with a cream pie Trump became obsessed with that not happening to him. Cohen said that ever time Trump went to a event he would remind his security team to be on alert for someone carrying a cream pie and if someone did hit him with a pie and that person didn't wind up in the hospital they would be fired. Personally I think a cream pie would be too good to waste on Trump he deserves a cow pie not a cream pie. Cheers!

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softspokenman · M

I don't really think that 'teflon donny ' was really concerned about being hit by pies or vegetables that was just two of his subtle, 😉wink, 😉wink, suggestions for his fear of being shot by some 'responsible gun owner' while making another of his MAGA speeches. 🤷‍♂️

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@softspokenman When I first heard about it I thought it can't be a real fear. But maybe in his delusional head he figures he is too well loved for anyone to shoot him - maybe a pie but not a gun. Cheers and happy weekend!

softspokenman · M

@Nanoose Remember when he 'inspected the bunker' in the WH ?

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@softspokenman Yeah I bet he wasn't inspecting he was hiding. Because the secrete service told him protestors were near the WH and some of them were armed with pies and fruit. At first Trump wasn't alarmed but when they told him one of the protestors had an avocado and if he got hit by it he would be toast - Trump decided to go to the bunker. Cheers and happy weekend!

softspokenman · M

@Nanoose 🤭 (muffled lol)