Would you waste a cream pie on Donald Trump?

According to Michael Cohen after Bill Gates was hit in the face with a cream pie Trump became obsessed with that not happening to him. Cohen said that ever time Trump went to a event he would remind his security team to be on alert for someone carrying a cream pie and if someone did hit him with a pie and that person didn't wind up in the hospital they would be fired. Personally I think a cream pie would be too good to waste on Trump he deserves a cow pie not a cream pie. Cheers!

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spjennifer · 56-60, T

Why waste a good creampie, a nice cow paddy pie would be so much more appropriate for this shit stain! 🤪

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@spjennifer Yeah but it is hard to find a cow paddy in the city so maybe in a pinch a shaving cream pie topped with a dog turd would do. Cheers and happy weekend!