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deadgerbil · 26-30
@greensnacks and that's literally the video, a larger guy who tripped over nothing won the fight by taking it down. Relevant martial art experience would be if he was a wrestler or did jujitsu, but he has no verified skills on the ground
greensnacks · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil we're looking forward to your stream 😂
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@greensnacks @deadgerbil This is the kind of fight I really intended to start
ThreeLittleBirds · F
You missed the memo 📝 lol 🤭@pripyatamusementpark
greensnacks · 31-35, F
@pripyatamusementpark I used to think that, until a crazy Labrador attacked my cat in my yard.
She bit her.
Then I started thinking how I would have to hurt an animal if they threaten me or my loved ones. And I don't even eat them lol.
She bit her.
Then I started thinking how I would have to hurt an animal if they threaten me or my loved ones. And I don't even eat them lol.
@greensnacks yeah I get that
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
One cry and I win.
One cry and I win.
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle you’re just lucky I’m nice
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
greensnacks · 31-35, F
I don't want to find out. Once, my cat got upset because he saw another cat. He hates this cat. He turned towards me and in an act of redirected aggression he jumped my leg. He punctured me with ALL of his claws, bite me several times and the way he punctured me it was with INSANE FORCE I've never seen before in a cat. He's like 4 kg. I had bruises next to the nail puncture wounds of how strongly he was pushing and trying to annihilate me basically 😂 (FYI I 176cm tall and not a skinny petite girl. Big bones, strong)
I've also been hit by a goat. It almost broke my leg. And I didn't expect that power.
I guess my answer would be human. Bc its the only animal I'd fight to the death lol, I don't know and don't want to find out.
I've also been hit by a goat. It almost broke my leg. And I didn't expect that power.
I guess my answer would be human. Bc its the only animal I'd fight to the death lol, I don't know and don't want to find out.
greensnacks · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula oh you mean the one that bit my cat? I guess, I'd be adrenaline pumped and irrational and put my body as a protection between them
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@greensnacks Genuinely I'm sorry you had to deal with that. I love my dogs but I also know how terrifying dogs can be.
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Secretsmile · 51-55, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout them things are mean
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Ashly Brown bears are legitimately a thousand pounds of murder lol
SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SpudMuffin ... let's be fair it'll probably start and end at a draw.
SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
@CountScrofula then the whale and I will go for a pint and become the best of buddies. That's how all fights should end!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SpudMuffin "Pint of lager and what'll you have, friend?"
ROOO WRRRRW RHHHHHHH OOOOO OHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"Maybe just some crisps."
ROOO WRRRRW RHHHHHHH OOOOO OHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"Maybe just some crisps."
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
Serious answer:
A giraffe. They probably have the worst height x weight vrs combat effectiveness in the natural kingdom.
You'd have to keep going low (we are out to WIN, not have moral high ground) and relentlessly throw it off balance. Only when you have taken it to the floor can you go for the headshot.
Sound theory.
[media=https://youtu.be/qCG9y7Sh404]
*Actually does research and watches a giraffe casually kick lions away.*
Oh well, maybe not.
A giraffe. They probably have the worst height x weight vrs combat effectiveness in the natural kingdom.
You'd have to keep going low (we are out to WIN, not have moral high ground) and relentlessly throw it off balance. Only when you have taken it to the floor can you go for the headshot.
Sound theory.
[media=https://youtu.be/qCG9y7Sh404]
*Actually does research and watches a giraffe casually kick lions away.*
Oh well, maybe not.
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
Serious answer:
A giraffe. They probably have the worst height x weight vrs combat effectiveness in the natural kingdom.
You'd have to keep going low (we are out to WIN, not have moral high ground) and relentlessly throw it off balance. Only when you have taken it to the floor can you go for the headshot.
Sound theory.
[media=https://youtu.be/qCG9y7Sh404]
*Actually does research and watches a giraffe casually kick lions away.*
Oh well, maybe not.
A giraffe. They probably have the worst height x weight vrs combat effectiveness in the natural kingdom.
You'd have to keep going low (we are out to WIN, not have moral high ground) and relentlessly throw it off balance. Only when you have taken it to the floor can you go for the headshot.
Sound theory.
[media=https://youtu.be/qCG9y7Sh404]
*Actually does research and watches a giraffe casually kick lions away.*
Oh well, maybe not.
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
It's probably the rat that @deadgerbil found the other day.
It would be close but I think my reach would edge it.
It would be close but I think my reach would edge it.
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
NerdyPotato · M
@CountScrofula but that's not nearly as big as a dead elephant, so definitely not the biggest I could handle.
Sutten · 36-40, F
@ThreeLittleBirds The harmless ones I guess.
Straylight · 31-35, F
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Straylight They are not. A mountain lion/puma/cougar is a very large dangerous cat that can and have killed people, although usually through ambushes. They're like seven feet long and weigh 150 pounds.
A bobcat weighs like, 25 pounds lol
A bobcat weighs like, 25 pounds lol
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Straylight You'd regret it but would also definitely win.
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@JPWhoo Bold and probably insane. This is the kind of take I can get behind.
smiler2012 · 56-60
@CountScrofula 🤔mouse i would trap it then give it freedom lol 😆
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@HumanEarth Oh come on you could take Trump and Biden at the same time.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Shybutwilling2bfriends They're bitey
Straylight · 31-35, F
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If I get the location of the battle, I could defeat a whale. 😌
Unless Greenpeace intervenes and throws him back into the ocean. 🤔
Unless Greenpeace intervenes and throws him back into the ocean. 🤔
fetish2277 · 46-50, M
I would never hurt an animal, a human thats a different story
ThreeLittleBirds · F
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@ThreeLittleBirds Unhinged I love it
ThreeLittleBirds · F
I carry a knife 😈@CountScrofula
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@DeadRabbits Now we're talking.
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