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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Kangaroo. If this old obese guy flailing around and falling over nothing can take one down, I definitely can. And they don't gut anything with their kicks, people over exaggerate everything
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greensnacks · F
@deadgerbil what? They drown dogs
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@greensnacks He's bigger than a dog!
greensnacks · F
@CountScrofula A large male kangaroo can weigh up to 90 kg (200 lbs) and stand over 2 meters (6.5 feet) tall. Their sheer size and strength could overpower an average human.
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@greensnacks dogs are pretty small. I've got 100+ lbs on a large dog and dogs have no intelligence when it comes to fighting.
Selah ·
@deadgerbil You've never even been in a fight. Please.
greensnacks · F
@CountScrofula I haven't seen a IRL kangaroo, but I've been hit by a goat. A goat which is small. And it hurt much more than you could anticipate.
We underestimate pure muscles, instincts and survival skills in animals so often lol
We underestimate pure muscles, instincts and survival skills in animals so often lol
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Selah an obese old guy who can't even run just did it
greensnacks · F
@deadgerbil kangaroo has your weight + he's ripped. And higher than you probably. Let's not forget the tail and instincts. A male adult that is.
I'm not talking if you use weapons or whatever.
I'm not talking if you use weapons or whatever.
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Selah ·
He's being ridiculous @greensnacks
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greensnacks · F
@deadgerbil ill tell you this. Just Google injuries caused by kangaroos and feast your eyes. 😂
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@greensnacks I see a lady who probably isn't 100 lbs get messed up and then there's a 75 and a 77 year old men who got messed up. Some people would end up falling, hitting their heads, and dying when running away from a Chihuahua. It means nothing
@deadgerbil You’ve clearly never encountered a mad roo
greensnacks · F
@deadgerbil idk what ur looking at, I saw young able people men and women. But yes, internet and Australian reddit say they aren't usually aggressive towards humans. That might be the cause. It's also 37 deaths per year from kangaroos annually in Australia.
What I saw was that they were all ripped open if anything, you'd risk a horrible infection.
But yeah, go ahead, take on a kangaroo, and make sure to film yourself, I wanna see that 😂
What I saw was that they were all ripped open if anything, you'd risk a horrible infection.
But yeah, go ahead, take on a kangaroo, and make sure to film yourself, I wanna see that 😂
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Notladylike and what's the video about? An out of shape guy who can't run without falling subduing a mad roo
@deadgerbil You need to be born with those skills
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Notladylike the skill of not curling up into a ball and letting a roo kick you uncontested. When he actually got serious about fighting and not running the roo was on the ground
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@greensnacks boxers do not learn to do take downs or anything on the ground. They are complete amateurs in that regard and have no advantages that they would otherwise have on the feet
greensnacks · F
@deadgerbil you were the one saying he's an obese old man.
He's more than that, obviously
He's more than that, obviously
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@greensnacks and that's literally the video, a larger guy who tripped over nothing won the fight by taking it down. Relevant martial art experience would be if he was a wrestler or did jujitsu, but he has no verified skills on the ground
greensnacks · F
@deadgerbil we're looking forward to your stream 😂
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@greensnacks @deadgerbil This is the kind of fight I really intended to start