Top | Newest First | Oldest First
calicuz · 56-60, M
Mayonnaise............ all men fear white substances.
View 8 more replies »
calicuz · 56-60, M
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@calicuz blue
akindheart · 61-69, F
@calicuz oh yeah. That will get smelly
SW-User
Whole potatoes
Gusman · 61-69, M
Marshmallows - I would not want to injure anyone or be injured.🙂
Madgirl · 26-30, F
@MrBrownstone i must admit i have never actually eaten a marshmallow.. bu wouldnt the same happen with any liquid ?
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@Madgirl No
Gusman · 61-69, M
@OogieBoogie That was a thought of mine, throwing hot melty Marshmallows that would stick to my foe's skin(not foreskin🤭)😇
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
Mashed potatoes!
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
Spaghetti!
Ducky · 31-35, F
Carrots
icedsky · 51-55, M
Ice cream
calicuz · 56-60, M
I changed my mind too........ I'll choose the Fruit Cake that's been in the freezer for twenty something years.
OogieBoogie · F
@calicuz you're BRUTAL!😱
NovaNine · 56-60, M
Going medieval here. I'm building a tower and pouring hot boiling soup down on people
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
Big smelly durians, also they're hard and sharp
Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F
@Rolexeo smart
OogieBoogie · F
Dammit....changed mine again;
Chilli powder grenades ...😈
Chilli powder grenades ...😈
OogieBoogie · F
@calicuz i have 10 years of big brother warfare, and 3 of after camp counselling food fights under my belt.
Im a vet😂
Im a vet😂
calicuz · 56-60, M
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@calicuz @OogieBoogie me too! I’m with you guys!!
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Pumpkins and a catapult..😷
Bill1372 · 51-55, M
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@Bill1372 I did consider Watermelons...😷
Sauerbraten or Beef Stroganoff.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Boiled crab
Nevaeh0081 · 36-40, F
@vetguy1991 that's gonna hurt.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@Nevaeh0081 for them
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Half a sack of oranges can make a decent flail that wont leave bruises. Frozen proggies are great sling ammo. Frozen berries can be used as more of a buckshot. Captured enemies can look forward to a minestrone water boarding. Bag of flour can make a smoke screen. A full fish is a classic to be slapped up side the head with. Potatoes already have cannons invented for them. You can suffocate a person with a cucumber if you sneak up on them when there yawning or something. A full size tender loin with a good wind up can knock somone out of their shoes. If you have a catapult there are siege melons. The possibilities are endless.
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Mutton shanks…beat them to death with my mighty meat 😂
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Fruit cake. Instantly fatal when thrown
Iwillwait · M
Mashed potatoes.
Bill1372 · 51-55, M
Eggs in the shell, not hard boiled!
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
A live lobster 🤨
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@SunshineGirl Best comment right there.
BrewCityBarfly · M
Carolina reapers.
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
coconut...
Adrift · 61-69, F
Meringue pies.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Spuds
deadgerbil · 26-30
Ground up ghost pepper
Throw that in someone's face and they ain't recovering
Throw that in someone's face and they ain't recovering
HannahSky · F
Maybe a crab leg 🦀 stab with it
chrisCA · M
Hard bread sticks, sharpened to a point.
dale74 · M
Who dies
WanderlustCat · 36-40, M
Gota go Swordfish or go home.
FreeSpirit1 · F
Mashed potatoes and apple sauce
BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M
No food is worth it
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
A pineapple in each hand. 🤔
Nanoose · 61-69, M
Coconuts. Cheers!
cecile · F
tinned corned beef
SW-User
Baguette
redback · 51-55, M
Whipped cream
snofan · M
Frozen apples
Justafantasy · M
Lead
JSmith75 · 46-50, M
Potato
SW-User
Durian
Madgirl · 26-30, F
@SW-User ok thats a smart choice, i like it
OogieBoogie · F
🤔 high terrain, (ie a tree....or top of the fridge in a corner, unlimited olives and a shanghai.
Madgirl · 26-30, F
OogieBoogie · F
Changed mine.
I want a fire hose attatched to a molasses truck🤘
I want a fire hose attatched to a molasses truck🤘
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Candy canes.
Lilnonames · F
This comment is hidden.
Show Comment
MethDozer · M
Coconuts
calicuz · 56-60, M