Figure this one out.She got her nickers in a bunch hollaring at the hooligans for leaving thier slacks betwixed the table ampersand chesterfield.
New trick unlocked!Just stand in a public place, look off into the distance in disappointment and say "i didnt vote for this 😒" and people will pick out something they have a problem with and tell you all about it
Do you ever think about the amount of saliva in your mouth?Someone else puts that in your mouth when they kiss you. What did you eat today?
Modern art.Im reminded of a block of cheese. Squeezed through the girth of two sweaty men stuck in a doorway then smeared with a spatula by a teen with angst apon the pavement to sun bake into a cristaline form and shattered apon nachos by the most stern of... See More »
Do you ever have to go to the bathroom but as soon as you turn on the light you dont have to go anymore?
Would we have a stronger society if,At the age of 10-15 we exile our children to the wild and those who survive come back as men/women and are granted citizenship?
You ever have a little too much coffee in the morning but,You dont feel energized. It just feels like you have sludge or sand running through your viens?