ive said it too many times and i still stand firmyou get what you put in and people get what they deserve (3)
how many times did you cut through your nail before you learned to tuck in your fingers?the first time was significantly worse but years have passed and i just got feeling back in the tip of my thumb and the second i did i go and do this bc i was watching a video instead of my onion 🥲 and i still probably won't cook right 😩 i don't... See More » (1)
Sometimes life presents you with hard times..And sometimes it can hit you right in the gut, like there being no coffee in the house this morning 😔
I’m extremely awkward and off putting until we’ve hung out 37 times.And it's not that I stop being like that you just get used to it btw lol
Tough guy to the girl: Nice perfume btw!Girl: thanks but, I ain’t wearing any. Tough guy to the girl’s boyfriend: she’s gonna find out soon. Girl slaps the boyfriend and leaves.
One of those daysDid you ever have one of those days, weeks or even months when it felt like it was one bad thing after another happening? That’s where I am right now. From total control to hanging by a thread. I even questioned my faith yesterday which I then... See More »
I wonder how many times we tell ghost stories, and the ghosts around us are like,"I never said or do any of that crap. You're not even telling it right." Have you ever thought about that?
IT’S NOT A CULT!I can’t tell you how many times my permits that I need to run my various memorabilia root beer collections and hidden root beer society memberships have been rejected! All because some stupid idiot has the nerve to continually contest the legitimacy... See More »
