If you could telephathically say something to all 8 billion people on earth, what would you...

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Hiya Lara im Karen. I just looked at your profile and you are beautiful and I would love to take you shopping for high heels and then I will give you a great new haircut

Iwillwait · M

Jesus Died for your sins on the Cross to wipe away your debt. Please accept this gift of Eternal Salvation and repent from your sins and ask Jesus into your heart. 🤗

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

I'd recite the 'If' poem by Rudyard Kipling. Or play Charlie Chaplin's speech from The Great Dictator.

DDonde · 31-35, M

Chill out

oogirl · 13-15, F

God loves everyone so please don't hate people who God loves.

pride49 · 31-35, M

This on repeat
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MarbleMarvel

Eat your veggies

MsSwan

I'm hiding in your closet

Jessmari · 46-50

The keys are on the top shelf of the fridge next to the milk just above the leftovers.

Elessar · 26-30, M

"Hi, I'm your one and only true god. If you want salvation, visit this link: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ"

Madmonk · M

I’d whisper

don’t fall asleep

gregloa · 61-69, M

Grow up

4meAndyou · F

Live your life with the beauty of which you are capable. Walk with that which is Highest.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Be good and honest

Adstar · 56-60, M

Jesus is The LORD..

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

Read less social media and more poetry

DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

Wear deodorant

metaldog · 51-55, F

Don't believe the hype

meJess · F

No you can’t

mainvane · 61-69, M

don't run with scissors

sstronaut

Would they know it came from me?

If yes,
Then call #-###-###-#### if you're willing to give me a promotion, my skill set is as follows....

If no,
Then probably a your momma joke in the most popular language on earth...

That or telling everyone that a stock is going to sky rocket and try to earn some money

Donotfolowme · 51-55, F

Watch out before it's too late

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

"Boobs! That is all."

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

Who farted?

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Organized Religion controls.

Adogslife · 61-69, M

Orange man is losing it. Careful where you step.

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

I would like to say

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