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Ughhhh...I've been holding in a big fart for like 6 hours and I feel like I'm literally going to explode! 😅💣💥 I hate that feeling so much! But if it comes out, I'll be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed, so hold it in I must!...

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HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I swear, my wife has to be part man. She just let em rip

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@HumanEarth Haha, good for her! I wish i could be like that sometimes.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Go to the bathroom and flush to drown out the noise. That can’t be healthy to hold it in that long

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LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@NativePortlander1970 thanks for the laughs...wow!!!! 😵‍💫😁😂

NativePortlander1970

@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON You're so very welcome :)

Alisha233 · 31-35, F

@cherokeepatti Caution: if you fart while sitting on the toilet it might be louder to to the echo.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

I don't believe anyone can hold a fart in for 6 hours tbh.
You must have used or need to use the toilet in a 6 hour period unless you are asleep.

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@Entwistle It's held in by intense fear of social humiliation! And i've held them in for longer...not without difficulty though...and not always successfully! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅 But i am trying my best!

Adrift · 61-69, F

@SuzanneM just let it rip and look at the person sitting next to you like they did it.

Lauren19 · 26-30, F

Farts are absolutely massive if you hold them in for that long. You feel them leaving you from just below the neck.

496sbc · 36-40, M

@Lauren19 i like to sneak them out quite like and then boom lol

LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@Lauren19 studies / sources please? ... 😳🤣🤣

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

If I gotta fart I just do it, but I'm not easily embarrassed or ever in situations it would be embarrassing.

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@AlchemyFox My hero! 🤣🤣 I wish i wasn't embarrassed by it because i really hate holding it in so much!

LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@AlchemyFox congrats! ...🏆...you are the master!

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

Nanori · F

Spread your buttcheeks

TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M

@Nanori Sounds like you've been a prison guard for far too long...

empanadas · 31-35, M

@Nanori

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

I refer you to my earlier post...Just blame it on somebody else and try not to shart.

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SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@AndysAttic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hahahahaha, you are way too funny! You almost just made me explode from laughing! I gotta watch out now...😅😅😅😅😅

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@AndysAttic Ahhhhhhh sweet relief! 😅 Everyone finally left!

LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@AndysAttic [quote]try not to shart.[/quote]

👀🤨🤔😵‍💫😁😂😂😂........👏

exchrist · 31-35

Holding a fart reabsorbs methane and nitrogen into the blood stream that increases toxicity of the blood and is detrimental. Worse case do the old cough oops or go for a fart walk into the hallway. Save yourself haha

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

I've literally never heard or smelled a woman fart or burp, that's even growing up with a mom and two sisters. Thanks for your service. 🫡

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@SinlessOnslaught Ever had a girlfriend?

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

Let it out soon someone else will do something embarrassing and they'll forget about it

Auggie · M

I cant believe this post has 30 responses.

Wait, on second thought, yes I can 🙄

smiler2012 · 56-60

@SuzanneM 🤷‍♂️just let it go and blame the dog end of story lol

HootyTheNightOwl

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HootyTheNightOwl

@SuzanneM Eh??? You're supposed to get butt hurt and block me instead of seeing the funny side - that's what usually happens...

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@HootyTheNightOwl Why would i block you for making me laugh?

HootyTheNightOwl

@SuzanneM That's what I am used to around here...

Neman1622 · 41-45, M

This doesn't make sense. You can obviously go to the restroom or find a secluded place to let the gas out. It's that easy. Wtf

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@Neman1622 😂 Sometimes it's not that easy. Ask any woman...not always a place and sometimes it's too awkward...

Gingerbreadspice · F

If you need to fart then fart. You should know who you can fart in front of and who you can’t. When you can’t, go outside or to the toilet.

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@Gingerbreadspice I don't know, I guess my friends wouldn't stop talking to me just because I farted, but the thought of it is just sooooo embarrassing to me...

valobasa4ever · F

[c=800055]You might be overreacting to something that is as natural as peeing .
Hope you are okay now. <3 [/c]

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@valobasa4ever Haha maybe. Still holding it though...still around people

valobasa4ever · F

[center][quote]“Remember that life’s greatest lessons are usually learned from worst times and from the worst mistakes.”[/quote][/center]

TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M

Wait... Is it your claim that women actually do fart? What's your source? Prove your claims ma'am

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@TheOthetAcc Hahaha! How?

TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M

@SuzanneM I want video evidence 🤨👀

bugeye · 26-30, F

Just be tactical. Let it out in a crowd so nobody knows who it is. Have a BF take the fall or just simply go to a loo.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@bugeye they will if you automatically start waving your hand around

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

You can't squeeze it out slowly so it doesn't make any noise?

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@SumKindaMunster Hahaha! I've tried that a couple of times and it doesn't work! Always loud for some reason! 🤣🤣🤣

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Subsumedpat · 36-40, M

Let it go, so long as the fart does not have a lump in it everything will be fine.

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

Real women don't fart -- they simply perfume the atmosphere.

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@ChipmunkErnie Haha! 💨💐🌸🌹

zonavar68 · 51-55, M

It's bad for you to hold in fart, or wee, or pooh. if you need to go you need to go!

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

Do you not have access to a toilet?

SuzanneM · 41-45, F

@DunningKruger The walls are too thin and no fan and it's right next to where everyone is...

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

@SuzanneM You can flush the toilet while you, uh, release the kraken, so to speak. That should cover any noise, and might dampen any odor.

Or you could just run outside for a minute, find an alley and have at it.