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Katybe ยท 31-35, F
Nothing bacon ๐ฅ
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LondonCowboy ยท 51-55, M
@Katybe One strip of bacon wonโt cover much ๐๐ท๐
How do my notifications get shut off on my posts so often ๐ก Wasnโt ignoring everyone ๐ฅบ
Bklynbadboy12 ยท 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 Its okay it happens
PhoenixPhail ยท M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I liked that little flurry between you and MellyMel22. Thanks for the chuckle. ๐
antonioioio ยท 70-79, M
@MellyMel22 nice of you to tell us ๐น
sassycookie ยท 26-30, F
Blue Stuffing. โจ๐๐
TexChik ยท F
@HoraceGreenley ๐ฎ... bone in?
MellyMel22 ยท F
@TexChik ๐
HoraceGreenley ยท 61-69, M
@TexChik always
JustAmber ยท 41-45, F
Commando banana
PhoenixPhail ยท M
@JustAmber Now that has appeal. ๐
Lacemaker ยท 41-45, F
Black Nuts ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
SomeMichGuy ยท M
@Domking Starring "Choco cheeseburger"! IDK...not horrific.
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ReneeT ยท 61-69, F
So for today my new name is Blue Pancakes
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ReneeT Ouch ๐
ChulaRp ยท 36-40, F
Today mines is brown gingerbread, iced coffee๐คฃ( loving my gingerbread ground coffee)
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ChulaRp Thatโs a long one!
ChulaRp ยท 36-40, F
@MellyMel22 so true ๐ณ๐คฃ so just GingerbreadChula ๐คท๐ปโโ but isnโt color of underwear and food๐คญ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ChulaRp GBCee ๐คฃ
MaryDreamilton ยท 46-50, F
Black biscuit.
jackjones68 ยท M
Blue chocolate

SW-User
White mashed potatoes... the irony is that I am black.
Polkadot Lollipop
@MellyMel22 oh I like that! ๐คฃ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@GracieSquirrel Me too!
@GracieSquirrel i'm sure you would do great!! got the name part down!!
WellEndowedDude ยท 18-21, M
Grey Ramen how appealing ๐
MellyMel22 ยท F
@WellEndowedDude Hahaha ๐
NankerPhelge ยท 61-69, M
Blue Turkey.
Eddiesolds ยท 61-69, M
Sugar Donut Blue lmfao!!!!
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Eddiesolds haha ๐
Eddiesolds ยท 61-69, M
@MellyMel22 lol! I love my new name.
Julien ยท 36-40, M
Yellowinthefrontbrowninthebackburger ๐
Pink sausage. .Wtf lol. .. and we're ya bin hiding ?
MellyMel22 ยท F
Oh no, they're sick again :(
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic ยท 46-50, F
@MellyMel22: just left the Dr. I should buy stock in that place
MellyMel22 ยท F
I know the feeling!
Silentpleasure ยท 31-35, F
Ok so what if I'm not wearing any?
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something ๐คฃ
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something ๐คฃ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Silentpleasure Thank goodness!
Silentpleasure ยท 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 Really appreciate your help through these tough times....really touch and go for a minute there but because of your support I now know who I am in the stripper world! Fear me for I am the NaturalTaco!!!! But you can call me NT for short :P
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Silentpleasure I was so glad to help push you to choose it ๐
LadyJ ยท F
Pink cracker ๐
NightsWatch ยท M
@LadyJ true on soooo many levels
legulier ยท 36-40
greymacaroni, more of a wifi password than stripper name but whatev. . so ridiculously attractiveโฆ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@legulier Grey-mac
LadyWioness ยท 56-60, F
Commando Pie ๐ณ ๐
BlackPetals ยท 18-21, F
White Cashew
BlackPetals ยท 18-21, F
Hey, MellyMel. Would you like to chat with me PM?
MellyMel22 ยท F
@BlackPetals Long as itโs clean chat, sure!
BlackPetals ยท 18-21, F
It'll be clean. I took a shower. ๐ ha ha

SW-User
Black salad.... That sounds disgusting
Domking ยท 61-69, M
@SW-User no no very interesting name.
SomeMichGuy ยท M
@SW-User ouch! lol
TexChik ยท F
Today itโs commando chocolate cheesecake
ChulaRp ยท 36-40, F
Purple eggnog ๐
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ChulaRp โP Nog.โ ๐

SW-User
Blue Waffles. THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR.
๐ all the "customers" will probably stray from you

SW-User
@Poptartinvasion: Even in my stripper life, I'm destined to be alone.
MellyMel22 ยท F
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Coffeequilt ยท 51-55, F
Nothing macaroni
cercisflowertoo ยท 51-55, F
@Coffeequilt I LOVE macaroni ;)
cercisflowertoo ยท 51-55, F
@cercisflowertoo So happy that you like it. Nom nom nom
FEMALENATURIST74 ยท 51-55, F
Commando grapes.x
Jayciedubb ยท 56-60, M
White, brown and yellow pride ๐๐
๐คฃ๐คญ
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers ๐คฃ๐๐
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers ๐คฃ๐๐
MellyMel22 ยท F
I knew this was a good day to ask this! Hahaha.. .
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
It's been very entertaining for sure! Thank you. :-)
MellyMel22 ยท F
It's definitely been pretty interesting ๐
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
@MellyMel22: I know! I can say you caught me at a good time! ;-)
ImRileyTheDog ยท 22-25, F
Black banana
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ImRileyTheDog Oh boy ๐คฃ๐คฃ
DreamyCrush ยท F
@ImRileyTheDog Sounds like a band name. ๐
JupiterDreams ยท 31-35
Pink Ice Cream.
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. ๐คฃ
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. ๐คฃ
JupiterDreams ยท 31-35
@Stereoguy It is good haha but in this context it sounds weird ๐คฃ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@JupiterDreams Itโs not too bad!
PatKirby ยท M
FEMALENATURIST74 ยท 51-55, F
Will be commando banana this morning x
inaccessible ยท 51-55, M
@FEMALENATURIST74 sounds like male stripper, you're ok, don't worry ๐
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic ยท 46-50, F
I've got the worst by far No Ice Cream

MellyMel22 ยท F
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic You'll have to try again..
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic ยท 46-50, F
@MellyMel22 check kik
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic worst is in the eye of the beholder. ๐๐
Bet youโre chilly though ๐จ
Bet youโre chilly though ๐จ
SunshineGirl ยท 36-40, F
Pink apples ๐
braveheart21 ยท 61-69, M
Somehow that seems to fit you perfectly.... Lol@SunshineGirl
Strawberrry ยท F
White Meat Pie... i dont think i would be a success
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Strawberrry It does sound like a rough one ๐คฃ
WaryWitchWandering ยท 36-40, F
@Strawberrry white meat pie! We should do a show together. Iโm black stew! Hahah
JustwantPeace ยท M
@Strawberrry actually, the best I've seen on here.
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
white coffee... hardly inspiring, and i don't even like white coffee!
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
@SW-User yes thank you... and you too ๐ป๐ค
TheSirfurryanimalWales ยท 61-69, M
@Yulianna I could have sworn I answered this recently.Canโt find it.Never mind.
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales never mind...
SevenTierCrazyCake ยท F
Patterned purple sausage roll. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
WaryWitchWandering ยท 36-40, F
Black stew
Turtlepower ยท 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering always puts on the best show
WaryWitchWandering ยท 36-40, F
@Turtlepower๐คซ
Turtlepower ยท 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering but everyone should know just how wild black stew is ๐ญ
SweetMae ยท 70-79, F
Paisley Blueberry

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Pink chicken curry.
SweetMae ยท 70-79, F
Blue Fruit Salad
MellyMel22 ยท F
@SweetMae Oh my ๐
LachrymoseLamer ยท 51-55, M
Black Burger. :O

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@MellyMel22: you like that don't you? Now entering the stage, red beef!
MellyMel22 ยท F
That is funny!
@LachrymoseLamer me too! LOL
FoolishLuna ยท 56-60, F
commando cabbage๐คทโโ๏ธ
@FoolishLuna built-in stage act? One leaf at a time?
FoolishLuna ยท 56-60, F
@SHREKPage Something tells me there could be a Sauerkraut joke to follow๐คฃ
@FoolishLuna you shred as you strip?๐ณ
summerwind ยท 41-45, F
Commando cake
LordShadowfire ยท 46-50, M
@summerwind That's better for a male stripper, tbh.
summerwind ยท 41-45, F
@LordShadowfire how about commado hoho
Eddiesolds ยท 61-69, M
@summerwind lmfao

SW-User
Blue Buckeye.
MellyMel22 ยท F
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Riverman ยท 56-60, M
@SW-User buckeyes are poisonous so your pole dancing career maybe short๐ฆ
ThePerfectUsername ยท 70-79, M
Green Pork Pie at your service ma'am. ๐ฅด
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
@ThePerfectUsername ๐
VioletRayne ยท 36-40, F
White Tender ๐คฃ
VioletRayne ยท 36-40, F
@MellyMel22 ๐คฃ
KayraJordyn ยท F
Girl, your new photos are gorgeous! ๐ค @MellyMel22
MellyMel22 ยท F
@KayraJordyn Thank you ๐
Yellow papaya ๐ฑ๐ฑ
IBHappy ยท F
Naked mashed potatoes
MellyMel22 ยท F
@IBHappy ๐
SageWanderer ยท 70-79, M
Commando glazed donut!
AmericanBroad ยท 31-35, F
Commando bacon burger
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
@AmericanBroad sounds like an enjoyable meal. ๐๐ป
AmericanBroad ยท 31-35, F
@Ambroseguy80 lol it was
MellyMel22 ยท F
@AmericanBroad ๐
Commando Kale salad! ๐คฃ๐คญ
Wtf!
Wtf!
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Vivaci Black Olives ๐ถ
@MellyMel22 Commando black olives? ๐คช
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Vivaci Nope, Black ๐
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