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How do my notifications get shut off on my posts so often 😡 Wasn’t ignoring everyone 🥺
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Bklynbadboy12 · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 Its okay it happens
PhoenixPhail · M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I liked that little flurry between you and MellyMel22. Thanks for the chuckle. 😆
antonioioio · 70-79, M
@MellyMel22 nice of you to tell us 🌹
sassycookie · 26-30, F
Blue Stuffing. ✨💋💙
TexChik · F
@HoraceGreenley 😮... bone in?
MellyMel22 · F
@TexChik 😂
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@TexChik always
JustAmber · 41-45, F
Commando banana
PhoenixPhail · M
@JustAmber Now that has appeal. 😁
Lacemaker · 41-45, F
Black Nuts 😱😱😱
SomeMichGuy · M
@Domking Starring "Choco cheeseburger"! IDK...not horrific.
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ReneeT · 61-69, F
So for today my new name is Blue Pancakes
MellyMel22 · F
@ReneeT Ouch 😆
ChulaRp · 36-40, F
Today mines is brown gingerbread, iced coffee🤣( loving my gingerbread ground coffee)
MellyMel22 · F
@ChulaRp That’s a long one!
ChulaRp · 36-40, F
@MellyMel22 so true 😳🤣 so just GingerbreadChula 🤷🏻♀ but isn’t color of underwear and food🤭
MellyMel22 · F
@ChulaRp GBCee 🤣
MaryDreamilton · 46-50, F
Black biscuit.
jackjones68 · M
Blue chocolate

SW-User
White mashed potatoes... the irony is that I am black.
Polkadot Lollipop
@MellyMel22 oh I like that! 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@GracieSquirrel Me too!
@GracieSquirrel i'm sure you would do great!! got the name part down!!
WellEndowedDude · 18-21, M
Grey Ramen how appealing 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@WellEndowedDude Hahaha 😂
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
Blue Turkey.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Sugar Donut Blue lmfao!!!!
MellyMel22 · F
@Eddiesolds haha 😆
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@MellyMel22 lol! I love my new name.
Julien · 36-40, M
Yellowinthefrontbrowninthebackburger 😂
Pink sausage. .Wtf lol. .. and we're ya bin hiding ?
MellyMel22 · F
Oh no, they're sick again :(
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
@MellyMel22: just left the Dr. I should buy stock in that place
MellyMel22 · F
I know the feeling!
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Ok so what if I'm not wearing any?
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something 🤣
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@Silentpleasure Thank goodness!
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 Really appreciate your help through these tough times....really touch and go for a minute there but because of your support I now know who I am in the stripper world! Fear me for I am the NaturalTaco!!!! But you can call me NT for short :P
MellyMel22 · F
@Silentpleasure I was so glad to help push you to choose it 😅
LadyJ · F
Pink cracker 😏
NightsWatch · M
@LadyJ true on soooo many levels
legulier · 36-40
greymacaroni, more of a wifi password than stripper name but whatev. . so ridiculously attractive…
MellyMel22 · F
@legulier Grey-mac
LadyWioness · 56-60, F
Commando Pie 😳 😂
BlackPetals · 18-21, F
White Cashew
BlackPetals · 18-21, F
Hey, MellyMel. Would you like to chat with me PM?
MellyMel22 · F
@BlackPetals Long as it’s clean chat, sure!
BlackPetals · 18-21, F
It'll be clean. I took a shower. 😆 ha ha
Katybe · 31-35, F
Nothing bacon 🥓
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@Katybe One strip of bacon won’t cover much 😎🐷😆

SW-User
Black salad.... That sounds disgusting
Domking · 61-69, M
@SW-User no no very interesting name.
SomeMichGuy · M
@SW-User ouch! lol
TexChik · F
Today it’s commando chocolate cheesecake
ChulaRp · 36-40, F
Purple eggnog 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@ChulaRp ”P Nog.” 😂

SW-User
Blue Waffles. THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR.
😂 all the "customers" will probably stray from you

SW-User
@Poptartinvasion: Even in my stripper life, I'm destined to be alone.
MellyMel22 · F
😆
Coffeequilt · 51-55, F
Nothing macaroni
cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F
@Coffeequilt I LOVE macaroni ;)
cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F
@cercisflowertoo So happy that you like it. Nom nom nom
FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F
Commando grapes.x
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
White, brown and yellow pride 😁😅🤣🤭
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers 🤣😂😅
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers 🤣😂😅
MellyMel22 · F
I knew this was a good day to ask this! Hahaha.. .
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
It's been very entertaining for sure! Thank you. :-)
MellyMel22 · F
It's definitely been pretty interesting 😆
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@MellyMel22: I know! I can say you caught me at a good time! ;-)
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
Black banana
MellyMel22 · F
@ImRileyTheDog Oh boy 🤣🤣
DreamyCrush · F
@ImRileyTheDog Sounds like a band name. 😆
JupiterDreams · 31-35
Pink Ice Cream.
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. 🤣
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. 🤣
JupiterDreams · 31-35
@Stereoguy It is good haha but in this context it sounds weird 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@JupiterDreams It’s not too bad!
PatKirby · M
FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F
Will be commando banana this morning x
inaccessible · 51-55, M
@FEMALENATURIST74 sounds like male stripper, you're ok, don't worry 😉
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
I've got the worst by far No Ice Cream

MellyMel22 · F
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic You'll have to try again..
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
@MellyMel22 check kik
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Pink apples 😊
braveheart21 · 61-69, M
Somehow that seems to fit you perfectly.... Lol@SunshineGirl
Strawberrry · F
White Meat Pie... i dont think i would be a success
MellyMel22 · F
@Strawberrry It does sound like a rough one 🤣
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@Strawberrry white meat pie! We should do a show together. I’m black stew! Hahah
JustwantPeace · M
@Strawberrry actually, the best I've seen on here.
Yulianna · 26-30, F
white coffee... hardly inspiring, and i don't even like white coffee!
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@SW-User yes thank you... and you too 🌻🤗
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
@Yulianna I could have sworn I answered this recently.Can’t find it.Never mind.
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales never mind...
Patterned purple sausage roll. 🤷🏻♀️
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Black stew
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering always puts on the best show
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering but everyone should know just how wild black stew is 😭
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Paisley Blueberry

SW-User
Pink chicken curry.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Blue Fruit Salad
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
Black Burger. :O

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@MellyMel22: you like that don't you? Now entering the stage, red beef!
MellyMel22 · F
That is funny!
@LachrymoseLamer me too! LOL
FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
commando cabbage🤷♀️
@FoolishLuna built-in stage act? One leaf at a time?
FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
@SHREKPage Something tells me there could be a Sauerkraut joke to follow🤣
@FoolishLuna you shred as you strip?😳
summerwind · 41-45, F
Commando cake
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@summerwind That's better for a male stripper, tbh.
summerwind · 41-45, F
@LordShadowfire how about commado hoho
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@summerwind lmfao

SW-User
Blue Buckeye.
MellyMel22 · F
😬
Riverman · 56-60, M
@SW-User buckeyes are poisonous so your pole dancing career maybe short😦
ThePerfectUsername · 70-79, M
Green Pork Pie at your service ma'am. 🥴
Yulianna · 26-30, F
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
White Tender 🤣
VioletRayne · 36-40, F
@MellyMel22 🤣
KayraJordyn · F
Girl, your new photos are gorgeous! 🖤 @MellyMel22
MellyMel22 · F
@KayraJordyn Thank you 💜
Yellow papaya 😱😱
IBHappy · F
Naked mashed potatoes
MellyMel22 · F
@IBHappy 😆
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
Commando glazed donut!
AmericanBroad · 31-35, F
Commando bacon burger
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@AmericanBroad sounds like an enjoyable meal. 👍🏻
AmericanBroad · 31-35, F
@Ambroseguy80 lol it was
MellyMel22 · F
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